Matt DeCarlo

Mind your biscuits and life will be gravy.

[Matt DeCarlo @DeCarLoCo]

@DJ_LuvHandells

[Matt DeCarlo @DeCarLoCo]

@DJ_LuvHandells Luhh u bihh

[Matt DeCarlo @DeCarLoCo]

@DJ_LuvHandells Reese’s Sonic Blast be hitting. They didn’t give me ranch for my jalapeño poppers tho

[Matt DeCarlo @DeCarLoCo]

@DJ_LuvHandells Is weakness leaving the body

[Matt DeCarlo @DeCarLoCo]

@LinkLeadersTHS To see y’all still doing this 9 years later from Link’s inception is incredible!!!💪 y’all still using the Timberland Talks videos with big cat Matt😂?

[Matt DeCarlo @DeCarLoCo]

@DJ_LuvHandells

[Matt DeCarlo @DeCarLoCo]

Me walking past the incense man through the 14th St. passageway to the L train…

[Sonya 💜 @SimplyySonyaa]

If you're having a bad day, just remember someone is dating your ex and thinking they got lucky 😂

[Matt DeCarlo @DeCarLoCo]

@DJ_LuvHandells he flat af tho, he got no 🍰he can just feeble to fakie.

[Matt DeCarlo @DeCarLoCo]

It’s me, I’m white homie

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Wit my white homie listening to Mac Miller in traffic

[Matt DeCarlo @DeCarLoCo]

@NYCTSubway That is correct

[Matt DeCarlo @DeCarLoCo]

@MTA No courtesy waiver for being stuck on the E only 1200 feet from World Trade Center station for an hour and a half? Foul….

[Matt DeCarlo @DeCarLoCo]

Frantically doing my taxes on the last day while listening to The Reason by Hoobastank.

[Matt DeCarlo @DeCarLoCo]

@bootz_byrd Yurrrr

[Matt DeCarlo @DeCarLoCo]

@smino Y’all ain’t even on Donny Outthaway yet

[Matt DeCarlo @DeCarLoCo]

I want to go to one of Salt Bae’s restaurants and have him cut & saltbae the steak to then ask the server if I could re-fire it for being over seasoned.

[Matt DeCarlo @DeCarLoCo]

@thebowlingchef5 @DJ_LuvHandells Same

[Matt DeCarlo @DeCarLoCo]

🥺simpler times

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I went sober for a month n threw house parties

[Matt DeCarlo @DeCarLoCo]

@DJ_LuvHandells No from Santo Domingo👉👈🥺?

[Matt DeCarlo @DeCarLoCo]

@m_labarbs @DJ_LuvHandells Yous wasn’t @ 18Davis