Christopher DeCluitt

Father, Husband, Texan, Fighting Texas Aggie, lifelong Conservative and small business owner.

[Jonathon Hush @RomaniHush]

@RealJamesWoods History repeats: Islam invades borders as a few, strengthens their tendrils in a country, destroys landmark symbols of opposing religions/ideologies, while raising mosques, infiltrating then killing the native population, ensuring Islam is all that remains. Islam is a disease.

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

This letter John Adams wrote to Abigail on July 3rd, 1776--what a visionary

[Atelier Missor @AtelierMissor_]

Our first contribution to the rebeautification of the USA, here in Washington DC.

As Frenchmen, we are honored to serve the friendship between our two great nations.

[Christopher DeCluitt @DeCluitt]

@GuntherEagleman LOL! I know right where that is... always a great sight to see!

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

God Bless Texas!

[VİSA Free World @visafreeworld]

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[Christopher DeCluitt @DeCluitt]

@Fascinate_Hist Howdy from Waco, Texas.

[Tony Murphy @Murphthesurf66]

Full Citizen Vigilante movie

[Dan Hightower @Danhightower]

Daycare calls me. That's never good.

For them.

Daycare: "your son hurt his elbow and won't move his arm. Can you come take him to a doctor's office?"

Me (ex Special Forces Medic): "A real doctor is on the way to you now. I am 6 mikes out. Alert me of status changes."

I arrive at daycare. I locate the patient. 21 month old male. Scene is not safe. I drag the patient to cover and concealment behind a seesaw, away from the other small terrorists in the AO.

I begin my assessment. Blood sweep negative for massive hemorrhage. Mental status: conscious and verbal but confused (answers "dada" when asked for blood type). One breath every 2 seconds. Bilateral rise and fall of the chest. Strong carotid pulse, strong bilat radial pulse.

Teeth and tongue intact no blood no mucus no dip or foreign objects. Eyes PERRLA, negative JVD/trach deviation, C-spine intact upon palpation.

Heart sounds strong upon auscultation. Percussion negative for hemo-T. Abdominal quads normal upon palpation. Pelvis negative for book sign.

Arms and legs negative for crepitus. However, Patient indicates discomfort in right arm upon palpation and supination/flexion of the elbow.

Nursemaid's elbow.

I begin interventions. Supination/flexion technique complete at 1215. Palpable clunk on successful reduction. I write the time on his chest in Sharpie. I tape a popsicle to his hand and tell the patient to suck but do not bite/chew. I write "1 x popsicle (10g sugar)" on his chest in Sharpie.

I reassess the patient after performing interventions then package the patient for handoff to daycare/higher level of care. I yell at daycare over the Blackhawk in my head: "21 month old male!!! Nursemaids elbow!!! Treated with supination/flexion technique at 1215!!! Patient has 1 x popsicle onboard!!"

Daycare: "sir please leave."

Me: "you should have called my wife."

[Christopher DeCluitt @DeCluitt]

@LUFC1992_v2 That's a cool glass!

[Christopher DeCluitt @DeCluitt]

@Gentleman_Ways You invoke the Boy Scouts in this picture. While "Scouting America" has lost its way, there are those of us who sponsor scout troops that still cleave to the ideals of the original purpose. My son is a Life Scout and will reach Eagle before this time next year.

[sᥕᥱᥱ𝗍 𝗍һіᥒg❤️‍🔥(𝙰𝚜𝚒𝚊) @55SweetThing]

This 1679 “Sabionari” Stradivarius is the only playable guitar by Antonio Stradivari left in this world.🤗

So take just a moment to hear a sound that’s well over 300 years old!👇❤️‍🔥

[Sci-Fi Archives @SciFiArchives]

Interfaces in STAR WARS (1977)

[Sea Beggar 🪢🏴‍☠️⚓ @KnotSeaworthy]

"If all else fails, I will retreat up the valley of Virginia, plant my flag on the Blue Ridge, rally around the Scotch-Irish of that region and make my last stand for liberty amongst a people who will never submit to tyranny whilst there is a man left to draw a trigger." -GW

[Starlink @Starlink]

The first @SouthwestAir flight with Starlink has taken off, connecting passengers and crew with reliable, high-speed Wi-Fi from gate to gate 🛰️✈️

[Christopher DeCluitt @DeCluitt]

@LUFC1992_v2 That is a tasty brew! Welcome to Waco!

[Christopher DeCluitt @DeCluitt]

@LUFC1992_v2 My Alma Mater! Hope you enjoyed it!

[Christopher DeCluitt @DeCluitt]

@TimelessTrvlr As a small town Texan, I approve of your message!

[Christopher DeCluitt @DeCluitt]

@LUFC1992_v2 Come on down we're ready! Enjoy your time in Texas!