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#OpenToWork | Barron Trump’s School of DeFi Visionaries

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@GoebigTj @espn That’s just what a 1OA with 2 healthy shoulders costs these days

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@bruised_willis @h3llsnightmare @Rezulv @espn These guys acting like we didn’t watch the greatest Sharks cup appearance of all time 2 months ago

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@YungBedard98 @SanJoseSharks Nah Mack still has full range of motion in his shoulders

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@komonews I don’t think there’s a sizable market for this.

They might attract the type of helicopter parents who were early adopters of Life360, but accountable adults could do the same with just a breathalyzer.

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@NBCSGiants @SFGiants Since Roupp likes drawing on his hat so much can he please draw a different team’s logo on it? Thanks! 😊

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@KennyMcCo0rmick @SanJoseSharks Nah he’s def a cutie. Hope your team likes Mexico because after tonight, I see many late April Cancun trips in the rest of the league’s future

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@nayibbukele Are you fucking retarded?

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@Bmx2wake @JeremyHarrisTV @komonews Anything’s possible, Pops!

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@seattledot Everyone leaving negative comments but my experience was great

Only negatives were (1) the large step being a bit high for older folks who aren’t technically handicapped along with (2) lots of cars blocking the stops

Shuttle driver was really nice and other passengers were too

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@ChadSanJoseBay I heard there might be something on fire nearby?

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@rogerklee1 @nickgerli1 Idk it’s actually pretty sunny today (one of the nicest days of the year so far!)

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@WilliamNextLev1 @nickgerli1 Yet lots of people live there, almost like a significant portion of this country’s population does not agree with your opinion!

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@MAGAVoice Lol what a whiny crybaby pussy

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@Xking332 @Efueceekay E2EE doesn’t magically mean “no one can ever read my messages”. It doesn’t protect them if spyware has access to your actual device. They’re reading messages before they’re ever encrypted. A lock on your door means nothing if they’re already inside your house.

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@StateDept @grok what is it called when someone has autism, but specifically with irony?

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@Dove36346974 @xfintechio Thank you for your feedback Ben! You have a solid understanding of nuance and I look forward to working with you!

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@Dove36346974 @xfintechio Cool! I’m looking forward to seeing your contributions to the helpful community we were graciously invited to! And very soon! 💅🥩🍖

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@TeflonJnr @rawsalerts In actuality these things cost more like $80-110M as of late 2025. Definitely not cheap but an order of magnitude less than you imply. (https://t.co/qDz9L1r2dF)

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A friend just mentioned— with the rise of prediction markets and this admin’s inability to stop insider trading, OSINT/FININT is going to be one of the largest/most accurate leading indicators of western military action to all the Irans, Chinas, and Cubas of the world

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@dankrad Tbf 0.5% was the tip of the iceberg. Once Celsius saw $150M then $85M UST leave the pool we pulled our first $25M like an hour later to derisk, and others followed us

3Crv-USTWormhole was the only large scale method of swapping in and out of UST, once it was gone, it was GONE