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[DeGe @DeGe71]

@TaraBull Ankle Roller

[Cleveland Sports Talk @CLEsportsTalk]

Boys showed us how to do a little SPRING CLEANING!!!

[Danny Vietti @DannyVietti]

Lowest payroll in AL East:
Rays ($98.8M)

Lowest payroll in AL Central:
Guardians ($97M)

Lowest payroll in AL West:
A’s ($137M)

AL DIVISION LEADERS
East: Rays
Central: Guardians
West: A’s

[DeGe @DeGe71]

@BarackObama Fuck off

[DeGe @DeGe71]

@Plontus_ Fucking Jim Norton lol

[Ty Schmit @tyschmit]

It's a great day to Raise Hell, and Praise Dale. Happy Birthday, Intimidator

[JIA @Jeremyinakron17]

👀👀

[DeGe @DeGe71]

@mymixtapez Good for him!

[Discover @0x_Discover]

I told Claude I had $1,000 and one week to make something happen.

No job. No plan.

Just a number and a question.

I expected the usual advice.
Index funds. Savings accounts. Maybe stocks.

Instead, Claude gave me something completely different.

Find a bot on GitHub that buys events priced under 3 cents.
Deploy it with $1,000. Let it run.
Most bets will go to zero. The ones that hit will pay 100x–500x.

I laughed.

Then Claude added one line that changed everything:

Someone is already doing this. Search “planktonXD”.

So I did.

Copy it here:https://t.co/IPY41UFgnZ

planktonXD.
$95,502 profit.
Joined February 2025.
Bio: having fun.

Starting capital? Just over $1,000.

Same number I had.

One trade:
$15 on “zero earthquakes worldwide”
Payout: $1,330
ROI: 8,742%

At first it looked like luck.

Then I saw the scale.

77,752 bets.
$5 to $25 each.
Most go to zero.

But the rare ones…
They don’t just win — they explode.

Buying at fractions of a cent.
Cashing out at 100x, 300x, sometimes 500x.

I asked Claude to explain the logic.

It broke it down simply:

Bet $15 across 100 events at 1 cent.
99 go to zero.
1 hits — you break even.
2 hit — you double.
3 hit — you start compounding.

planktonXD didn’t hit three.

He hit way more.

$1,000 → $95,502.

Not by predicting the future.
But by exploiting how people price it.

I asked Claude the obvious question:

Should I copy this?

Claude replied:

I can’t give financial advice.
But mathematically, the edge exists
as long as the crowd overprices fear
and underprices chaos.

That night I didn’t overthink it.

Put in $100.
Copied 9 positions under 1 cent.
Went to sleep.

Woke up.

One hit.

$100 → $580.

No indicators.
No charts.
No “alpha”.

Just asymmetry.

I didn’t ask Claude what to buy.
I asked where $1,000 goes the furthest.

It pointed me to someone who already did it.

77,752 bets later…
The bot is still running.

The bio still says: having fun.

I asked Claude one last question:

What would you call this strategy?

Claude said:

Buying lottery tickets…
where the math is on your side.

[Leonard Rodman @RodmanAi]

This guy just broke down how to make $30K/month with faceless YouTube in 2026.

No face.
No voice.
No editing skills.
Just systems.
Most people will scroll.

Smart ones will print money.

[CyrilXBT @cyrilXBT]

INSTEAD OF WATCHING NETFLIX TONIGHT.
Spend 1 hour with this.

Claude AI FULL COURSE that teaches you how to BUILD and AUTOMATE anything.

The people who watch this tonight will wake up tomorrow with a skill that most people will not have in 2 years.

The people who skip it will still be watching Netflix next year wondering why nothing in their life has changed.

Your call.

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

We are excited to announce that we have been granted marketing rights in Italy 🇮🇹

Through the @NFL Global Markets Program, we are eager to connect with the Italian community, support American football development from youth to elite levels, and grow the Browns global fanbase 🗺️

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

Happy Opening Day!

Go Indians!

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

CHASE DELAUTER x2

DeLauter in first MLB regular season game:
3 H
2 HR
3 Runs

[DeGe @DeGe71]

@Super70sSports Long!

[Michelle Maxwell ™ @MichelleMaxwell]

Ok my fellow Senior Friends, who doesn’t like to save some money 💵

FYI EVERYONE!!!
I heard a guy ask for his senior discount @ Wendy's, The girl at the register apologized and charged him less. When I asked the man what the discount was, he told me that seniors over age 55 ...get 10% off everything on the menu, every day. (But you need to ASK for your discount.)

This incident prompted me to do some research, and I came across a list of restaurants, supermarkets, department stores, travel deals and other types of offers giving various discounts with different age requirements. I was actually surprised to see how many there are and how some of them start as young as 50.

This list may not only be useful for you, but also friends and family, too.

Dunkin Donuts gives FREE coffee to people over 55. If you're paying for a cup every day, you might want to start getting it FREE.

YOU must ASK for your discount!

RESTAURANTS:
Applebee's: 15% off w/Golden Apple Card (60+)
Arby's: 10% off (55 +)
Ben & Jerry's: 10% off (60+)
Bennigan's: discount varies by location (60+)
Bob's Big Boy: discount varies by location (60+)
Boston Market: 10% off (65+)
Burger King: 10% off (60+)
Chick-Fil-A: 10% off or free small drink or coffee ( 55+)
Chili's: 10% off ( 55+)
CiCi's Pizza: 10% off (60+)
Denny's: 10% off, 20% off for AARP members ( 55 +)
Dunkin' Donuts: 10% off or free coffee ( 55+)
Einstein's Bagels: 10% off baker's dozen of bagels (60+)
Fuddrucker's: 10% off any senior platter (55+)
Gatti's Pizza: 10% off (60+)
Golden Corral: 10% off (60+)
Hardee's: $0.33 beverages everyday (65+)
IHOP: 10% off (55+)
Jack in the Box: up to 20% off (55+)
KFC: free small drink with any meal (55+)
Krispy Kreme: 10% off (50+)
Long John Silver's: various discounts at locations (55+)
McDonald's: discounts on coffee everyday (55+)
Mrs. Fields: 10% off at participating locations (60+)
Shoney's: 10% off
Sonic: 10% off or free beverage (60+)
Steak 'n Shake: 10% off every Monday & Tuesday ( 50+)
Subway: 10% off (60+)
Sweet Tomatoes: 10% off (62+)
Taco Bell : 5% off; free beverages for seniors (65+)
TCBY: 10% off (55+)
Tea Room Cafe: 10% off (50+)
Village Inn: 10% off (60+)
Waffle House: 10% off every Monday (60+)
Wendy's: 10% off ( 55 +)
Whataburger: 10% off (62+)
White Castle: 10% off (62+)

RETAIL & APPAREL :
Banana Republic: 30% off ( 50 +)
Bealls: 20% off first Tuesday of each month ( 50 +)
Belk's: 15% off first Tuesday of every month ( 55 +)
Big Lots: 30% off
Bon-Ton Department Stores: 15% off on senior discount days ( 55 +)
C.J. Banks: 10% off every Wednesday (50+)
Clarks : 10% off (62+)
Dress Barn: 20% off ( 55+)
Goodwill: 10% off one day a week (date varies by location)
Hallmark: 10% off one day a week (date varies by location)
Kmart: 40% off (Wednesdays only) (50+)
Kohl's: 15% off (60+)
Michael's: 10% off everyday (55+)
Modell's Sporting Goods: 30% off
Rite Aid: 10% off on Tuesdays & 10% off prescriptions
Ross Stores: 10% off every Tuesday ( 55+)
Salvation Army Thrift Stores: up to 50% off ( 55+)
Stein Mart: 20% off red dot/clearance items first Monday of every month ( 55 +)

GROCERY :
Albertson's: 10% off first Wednesday of each month ( 55 +)
American Discount Stores: 10% off every Monday ( 50 +)
Compare Foods Supermarket: 10% off every Wednesday (60+)
DeCicco Family Markets: 5% off every Wednesday (60+)
Food Lion: 60% off every Monday (60+)
Fry's Supermarket: free Fry's VIP Club Membership & 10% off every Monday (55 +)
Great Valu Food Store: 5% off every Tuesday (60+)
Gristedes Supermarket: 10% off every Tuesday (60+)
Harris Teeter: 5% off every Tuesday (60+)
Hy-Vee: 5% off one day a week (date varies by location)
Kroger: 10% off (date varies by location)
Morton Williams Supermarket: 5% off every Tuesday (60+)
The Plant Shed: 10% off every Tuesday (50 +)
Publix: 15% off every Wednesday (55 +)
Rogers Marketplace: 5% off every Thursday (60+)
Uncle Guiseppe's Marketplace: 15% off (62+)

You’re Welcome 😘

[DeGe @DeGe71]

@plunderbund She is a Covid liar!

[DeGe @DeGe71]

@adamthebull TDS. Lol

[DeGe @DeGe71]

@salzmann__ @CincyJungle @BengalsGraphics @AdamSchefter @SleeperNFL @SleeperBengals @ESPNNFL lol

[DeGe @DeGe71]

@its_The_Dr Killary