@viraltrends01 What a fucking dick. Disrespectful as fuck. You can get your point across without sounding like a complete fucktard. You "were" a police officer, a mall cop isn't a police officer. Volunteering at a police station doesn't mean anything, either.
@cheyennecc_ The counter, the dinning room table, the couch, the coffee table, the floor, the bed, the washer and dryer, in the shower, just to name a few places I would put you. Now, if you want to talk about where I would put you outside, that world my dear is endless.