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[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool's Greatest - No.4: Mohamed Salah 👑

[Saquon✧ @javisstunner]

Today, I saw a guy at Shell garage buying a pie, eating it fast and going back to his girlfriend in the car like nothing happened😂😭

[Dr.Henry Kaweesi @TweetsbyHenry]

Shakib is officially out….. my time has come. !!

[Bloke @UtdBloke_]

🇧🇷Brazil vs Morocco🇲🇦

The whole of Africa tomorrow;

[Darker Skinn_⏰_ @IamBradleyCarl]

When your child lowkey looks like your friend who comes back to uganda once a year from Saudi

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

😂

[Darker Skinn_⏰_ @IamBradleyCarl]

*When i die*

Doctor: His kidney will go to a man in room 6 wearing an Arsenal jersey

Me:

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

I wasn’t called for the world cup coz America is not safe enough for very important players

[𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐞 𝐊𝐁 @KorishabaBruce]

Arsenal fans will learn how to pronounce Kvaratskhelia tomorrow😂😭

[Dr. Katumwa Kenneth 🇺🇬 @dr_katumwa]

Boss: Who sold the company building?

Me at Puskás Aréna in Budapest, Hungary 😂👇

[Faizafabz @Faizafabz]

Not a one-liner… 👀 but hopefully these few words suffice.

[Useful Idiot @ZeeroBrain]

Whoever introduced L- Shaped sofas in Uganda needs to be found and quarantined with Ebola patients... because he brought a pandemic to this country

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

I didn’t know Ugandan’s were so crazy about Arsenal. How much is a football jersey in Uganda? I might just bless 10 of you with the home shirt. You’ve earned it.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Just move the headquarters of Arsenal Football Club to Uganda 😂😂

[Dr. Shamim Nambassa @ShamimNambassa]

She said Mbu the only visa she needs is one to Bukedea now they’re processing one to Luzira 🤭

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

Anita Annet Among’s house in Kigo has four basement levels. What you see is not even half of the house!

She’s yet to see the real basement!

[Kirya Ug 🇺🇬 @kirya_ug]

People are surprised that this man just handed in the office without being asked or forced, this is who the they call a true leader.

[Tabz @NinyeTabz]

BREAKING: Anita Annet among has declined to grant access to investigators to the Rolls Royce. Moving forward, it is going to be towed to CID Kibuli!

[Derek Sir. @Yozsefu]

This guy just made Ugandan Journalists look like kindergarten kids 🙌🏾🙌🏾, they break news dude broke 2 hours ago 😳🙆🏾‍♂️

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Fair play to Salah. He's been a huge part of that success and clearly is hurting at the way the club is heading and the way they are playing