Pshhht

Not even on my worst day pal, psh

[Pshhht @DePshhht]

Cal Raleigh 0 for us last 800 AB, Mitch has him 0-2 and throws a meatball. Great selection

[Pam Vazquez @VazquezPam]

I don't understand why sports teams are promoting pride flags. Why does sexual orientation have anything to do with sports?

[Vashi Nedomansky, ACE @vashikoo]

In 2011, K-SWISS let Kenny Powers become MFCEO. He terrorized the boardroom, insulted everyone and launched a shoe called TUBES.

Advertising peaked here.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

How it feels right now after beating Australia in soccer.

[Jason Scheer @jasonscheer]

Could be wrong, but aren’t there like 30 illegal hits to the back of the head here?

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

CALLIHAN STANS.

[That Guy Rocked Pittsburgh @ThatGuyRockPGH]

The Shark Tank

Those guys rocked.

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

“If you had invested in Apple in 2007…”

Me in 2007:

[Pshhht @DePshhht]

So embarrassing how the pirates offense rolls out every time skenes pitches. These dude should be juiced to the gills they have the best pitcher in baseball on the mound. Horrible every start for him #pirates

[Pshhht @DePshhht]

Why did Henry Davis not call a single 100mph at the eyes of Jesus Sanchez?

[Pshhht @DePshhht]

George Springer looks like he can barely swing and bat and he just sent paul skenes to the moon, lol #piratesbaseball

[Pshhht @DePshhht]

Spencer Horwitz strike out looking center cut, then no force out launch a ball 50ft into the stands. His ass sold out tonight

[Pshhht @DePshhht]

@SleeperPirates He domed that lady in the stands and they didn’t say a thing about it

[Pshhht @DePshhht]

Bubba chandler a beast, he not scared of anything 🤣

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

The Pirates traded David Bednar for a catcher that’s blocked by Henry Davis. Think about that for a second.

[Pshhht @DePshhht]

I love brownie but “Gotta give ‘em credit” is BS. Can’t blame Donnie Kelly all year. Someone gotta man up and shut the fk’in door. Ramirez and Mattson trade closing from here on out @Pirates

[Pshhht @DePshhht]

The Pirates, Henry Davis would have 92 home runs

[TG Casino @TGCasino_]

Which MLB team would this rule benefit the most 😂

[Clint Hurdle @ClintHurdle13]

I kept this story in my pocket for a long time....

In Pittsburgh, September 15th is Roberto Clemente Day.

Every year the whole organization fans out across the city. It's like Christmas. Roberto's family is there, Vera and the boys.

My first year as manager was 2011. We celebrated. We shook hands and moved on.
We didn't win.

19 consecutive losing seasons.

2012 rolls around. Same day, same celebration. We had another losing season, our 20th consecutive.

After the ceremony, Roberto Jr. walked over.

"My mom wants to talk to you."

We went into the dugout. Me, Vera, and her three sons.

She spoke in Spanish. I played four years of winter ball so I understood enough. She wasn't angry, but she was passionate. And I kept hearing Roberto's number come up.

Roberto Jr. translated.

"My mother wants you to know that there cannot be a 21st losing season. That was Roberto's number. It would be a disgrace to his legacy."

She was staring right at me.

Before I could even think about what to say, words came out of my mouth:
"I promise you, Vera. That won't happen."

Roberto Jr. looked at me and said, "You made my mom a promise. I hope you can keep it."

I said, "I hope I can keep it too."

I didn't tell my coaches. I didn't tell the players. I told my wife. That was it.

The next year, 2013, we broke the consecutive seasons losing streak. Ended it at 20.

On Roberto Clemente Day that September, Vera came walking across that field.

And I probably got one of the most meaningful hugs I've ever received in my life.

The players did all the heavy lifting. I just got the hug.

Some promises are worth making before you know if you can keep them.

@Pirates

[Stingr Golf @StingrGolf]

This is an all-time shank 💀