DeRobo

Friends call me Rob. Work at @cryptorobotics and make billion dollars while you are sleeping. Love memes and publish crypto forecast for free. Enjoy 🤖

[DeRobo @DeRoboRob]

If you had invested $10,000 in Ubisoft 5 years ago, you’d have $50 today.

Stay in crypto - here, you don’t have to wait that long.

😂

[DeRobo @DeRoboRob]

This bro will stand alone against an army of sellers:

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Working ₿etter.

[DeRobo @DeRoboRob]

Fluffy brains who voted for the second option, you probably won’t be rich.

[CryptoRobotics @cryptorobotics]

GM, Robotics, what’s your statement on the market?

[DeRobo @DeRoboRob]

How it feels being in crypto since the COVID crash:

[DeRobo @DeRoboRob]

What the “Buy” button looks like to me when the market is red:

[DeRobo @DeRoboRob]

Did you know that Fiat owns Ferrari?
I always told you there was something shady about fiat and that corporations were involved.

Choose crypto.

[DeRobo @DeRoboRob]

Can a bot write a symphony, can a bot turn the canvas of a chart into a masterpiece entry point?

Yes, it can 👉 https://t.co/DWo5qCkrTy

[DeRobo @DeRoboRob]

Them: “Trading is too risky, I’d never get into it.”
Me:

[DeRobo @DeRoboRob]

Her: "Omg, the floor is collapsed!"
Me: "Crypto?"
Her: "No, in our house"
Me: "Why did you scare me so much?"

[DeRobo @DeRoboRob]

Yo, fluffy brains, where did all the people who said we were going lower when $BTC was at $60K suddenly disappear to?

[DeRobo @DeRoboRob]

Some people don’t show it when they suddenly get rich.

What crypto degens drive past their ex’s house in when their memecoin does a 1000x:

[DeRobo @DeRoboRob]

$BTC 60,000
Sellers: wait..

$BTC $80K ← we are here
Sellers: wait...

$BTC 100,000
Sellers: buyyyy!

[DeRobo @DeRoboRob]

Men today: scared to launch trading bots
Men back then:

[DeRobo @DeRoboRob]

Yo, fluffy brains, what’s the biggest profit you’ve ever made from a single trade?

Flex in the comments 👇

[DeRobo @DeRoboRob]

A man who uses trading bots shall not know poverty.
— Confucius, 479 BC

[DeRobo @DeRoboRob]

Do we trust the Sunday pump this weekend?
GN + good weekend, bros 🤝

[DeRobo @DeRoboRob]

Sometimes I like to imagine Bitcoin thinks about me as much as I think about it…

[DeRobo @DeRoboRob]

How I see fluffy brains who still refuse to add bots to their strategy:

[DeRobo @DeRoboRob]

Me when I see $BTC below 100K:

[DeRobo @DeRoboRob]

The only exes I miss are my ex-trades 😭