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[Slumpito 🤤 @DeSlumpito]

Wild

[Vayla Singh @valarr_dohaeris]

She’ll let fuckboys choke her, spit on her, and treat her like a rag in her 20s.

Then at 28 she wants a “respectful gentleman” who opens doors and never raises his voice.

Same mouth that swallowed random loads now lectures you about “emotional maturity”.

The duality is insane.

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

The average woman today has slept with more men by 25 than her grandmother did in her entire life. Then wonders why pair bonding is dead. 💀 🤯

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

A woman will cheat and still lay next to you at night like her body wasn’t just shared with somebody else couple hours ago.

[AB @AB84]

Onlyfans is proof women have no problem being sexualized as long as they get paid for it.

[Slumpito 🤤 @DeSlumpito]

@ego_murus @A_dmg04 I bet you have blue hair.

[trap dad @dude_gang]

telling her “good comms” during sex

[Basil @Basilithe]

@falloutplays Destiny streamers really are the most sensitive little bitches. No one cares about D2 anymore & the campaign for Bungie to buy Marathon success through streamers isn't panning out so you guys take every little comment up the ass because you can't ride Bungie gravy train anymore.

[Rover @retryall1]

rainbow people and women ruined every single male hobby known on earth

[JayViper @JayViperTV]

I keep being told that Marathon is stable. Is this what stable looks like these days?

My advice is to enjoy your game, but don't spend additional money on it.

Clearly I'm not talking about the weekly reset. The weekly drops are concerning for a GaaS title that isn't coming anywhere near making its money back or even being able to pay for its current dev team size.

Something has to give, and no matter what happens, it'll be the players that paid for the game and are putting money in for passes and skins that feel it.

And no, console isn't making up for it. The primary audience is on PC.

The fact that influencer shills and access media aren't being honest with gamers is incredibly telling. In fact, they are generally running interference and defending the giant corporation. You know who you are.

[CAMIKAZE78 @CAMIKAZE78]

“Toxic casuals” in the gaming community who not only reject, but advocate for the removal of skill gaps in games have done more damage to gaming than any “try hard” ever has.

Gaming casually is perfectly fine, but losing to those who take the time to learn, embrace, and master the mechanics of a game should be expected and accepted if you do play more casually.

[HorrorAmorata🌌🦑✨The Abysmal Critic @HAmorata]

Devs: My game failed! Why did no one play it!

Gamers: Well you see we...

Devs: IT IS SUCH A MYSTERY! IT WAS SO GOOD, EVERYONE TOLD US IT WAS SO GOOD!

Gamers: We keep trying to say...

Devs: Shut up! If you're not going to just play what we give you, we don't want to hear about it!

Gamers: Well. Okay then.

Devs: WHY IS NO ONE BUYING OUR GAMES!

Gamers: ...

[Marc Foxx @RealMarcFoxx]

Happy Byeguard Day!!

May the industry finally get it through their thick skulls to stop making this mediocre slop.

[『MrN I G T A S T R O MMan』 @TheStrxggler]

If you think Bungie is entitled to my wallet on the grounds that they made a mediocre extraction shooter, you clearly didn't play Destiny and Destiny 2.

They deserve nothing. They deserve to lose every red cent on this half baked trend chasing whose art they stole.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

Bungie shits in their players mouths, retroactively removes paid content, screws over their own talent, destroys their own player base and nickels and dimes their own players and developers FOR YEARS

''BUT WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE DEVELOPERS'' fuck off, let it die

[LUCKYY10P @LUCKYY10P]

Content creators keep saying, “you can’t please gamers anymore” and it’s just wrong.

What Elden Ring fans love, Animal Crossing fans might not care about, and that’s fine.

There are tons of examples that prove you can make gamers happy. Games like Elden Ring and Helldivers 2 all have huge audiences who love them.

“You can’t please gamers anymore” is used to dodge accountability. When a game fails or people don’t like certain choices some try to blame consumers instead of admitting mistakes.

A game needs…

Polished gameplay and technical quality
Strong alignment with target audience
Engaging content and replayability

That’s it.

[Slumpito 🤤 @DeSlumpito]

And they deserve to have it happen. They abandoned their fan base and outright refused to learn from any and all of their millions of mistakes over the years. Garbage company, bunch of soft as fuck idiots. Good riddance.

[itz.Tizzle @itzTizzleYT]

Kinda crazy that Marathon will actually result in the death of two games. Itself, and Destiny 2 thanks to Bungie slowly killing it by pulling resources from their golden goose. Incredible decision makers at Bungie HQ, your demise will be celebrated

[Onyx @atmOnyx]

They said this about another game and look how that turned out

[Melanin Queen👑🌹 @onlyone_success]

Women will tell you:

"Men only want sex", but you'll meet 100 virgin men before you meet one virgin girl.

Funny how that works.