Melon Husk

Look at my truck

[Melon Husk @DeSwarte7]

You telling me a labrador grew this diamond?

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@joshbythesea Il court vite Stéphane Bern

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What are Dr Marten's exact qualifications anyway?

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Kiss cam but for the House of Commons

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Thomas Edison: "I have come up with a thousand ways of not inventing the lightbulb"
Edison's friends: "Inventing the WHAT?"

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@Telegraph https://t.co/oQlu693cte

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Someone tell the intern at @Telegraph that the emoji code for South Africa is ZA, not SA 😂

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Saying "that was an awful Arnie impression" everytime someone says they'll be back

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck nord-pas-de-calais

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Cheloue la nouvelle vidéo de @ManonBrilCUAH

#cuah

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Fuck the Father, Kill the Son, marry the Holy Ghost

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La revanche d'une blonde!

[2 Heures De Perdues @2_HDP]

Gagne 2 places pour le live 2HDP du 29/04 au théâtre Sébastopol de Lille en répondant à la question suivante: de quel film allons-nous parler? Ce n'est aucun de ces quatre là mais un peu tous ceux-là à la fois. ⚠Retweete ce post avec ta réponse. AUCUNE RÉPONSE EN COMMENTAIRE!⚠️

[Nat Miletic @natmiletic]

I made this with CSS

[James B Watt MBE @JamesBWatt]

⚡️WIN a trip to BrewDog Las Vegas Opening AND the chance to win a $1m bar tab⚡

Our new rooftop bar opens in Vegas on 2nd Dec. We’re giving you & a friend the chance to be at the opening where someone will win a $1m bar tab!

RETWEET & follow @brewdoglasvegas & myself to enter.

[Melon Husk @DeSwarte7]

I want to colour in body parts but not all of them. I just want a shoulder to crayon.

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Hey @HiddenRiverLDN, I received one of your flyers for this year's Hidden River Festival. Who made those? They're absolutely gorgeous!!

Also tell me @HotSauceBrass is playing late in the day because I won't be there till 6PM 😪

[Melon Husk @DeSwarte7]

Petition to replace the word "blind" by spoon in poker

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Trying to plan a cinema night but my partner is being very unhelpful with the choice of the movie 🙄🙄

#EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce

[Bonnie @The_GreatBonnie]

Developers with Udemy Courses.

[Melon Husk @DeSwarte7]

Leather toilet seats.

That is all.