DeWalt

buy a drill dickhead

[DeWalt @DeWaltOfficial]

fuck a blue check I'm tryin to get that energy star rating

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She let me hit because I'm "cryptic" and "the most confusing person in the world to talk to"

[DeWalt @DeWaltOfficial]

I'm about to go defcon 3 on fat people

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My horny ass could never own a nissan juke🤦‍♂️

[DeWalt @DeWaltOfficial]

Freud has entered the chat

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Nah but do you know where I could find some k? I'm feinin hard bro

[George Washerballs 🇺🇸 @GWasherballs]

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Does your 2x20v walk behind mower's battery housing have room to accept your 60v max flexvolt battery?

[DeWalt @DeWaltOfficial]

I don't ever wanna hear someone complain about being hot. Just be ugly you fucking dummy. Stupid! Fuck off

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I ain't never met a bad bitch named "grace"

[DeWalt @DeWaltOfficial]

Dick so good I have her watching fallout 2 gameplay

[DeWalt @DeWaltOfficial]

I'm andosexual beep bop bo be beep

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Being physically fucked up since birth is lowkey beautiful... like no babe I don't mind that you were born with only one thumb 🤤

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My anima is a whore

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These things go hard as hell!

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Only milfs use hotmail #facts

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Pull up to the party I'm a bored ape (I'm not fucking talking)

[DeWalt @DeWaltOfficial]

A gentle whisper in your ear: 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘨𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘴

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I'm right here idiot!!!

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I deserve an AVN award the way I like to fuck with ppl!!

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