De-MEL-Isher

Grenade-lobbing badass. Ready for Reapers, geth, Cerberus, and shore leave.

[De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher]

@ThisUnit1025 Ah, I'm sure they'll be fine. #Citadel

[De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher]

Hey, wait. Is that Richards out there on the tip of the yacht? #Citadel

[De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher]

@ThisUnit1025 Son of a… aaand there's a C-Sec hovercraft. With a spotlight. That's our cue to clear out! #Citadel

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@ThisUnit1025 So wait, I'm going to get sick from the ryncol, and THOSE TWO get laid? Who am I supposed to shack up with, 1024, you?

[De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher]

@ThisUnit1025 Good to know. So, Snorfles and Talons are hooking up for the night. Um, maybe literally. Are they CAUGHT on each other there?

[De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher]

@ThisUnit1025 Gah! Where the crap did you come from? #Citadel

[De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher]

@TalktotheTalons No, no, literally, I'm pretty sure ryncol is actually poisonous for people. I mean human people. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

[De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher]

@TalktotheTalons I am going to throw up. #Citadel

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@VorchaDaddy With your ability to tell lies that nobody believed? Hey, unrelatedly, is ryncol bad for humans? #Citadel

[De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher]

@VorchaDaddy He's waterproof, right? They couldn't have kicked the quarians off Rannoch if you could break them by throwing water on 'em.

[De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher]

@VorchaDaddy Really? Well, glad I could help. Apparently. #Citadel

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Damn it. Snarfles, you all right? #Citadel

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@TalktotheTalons Don't be insulting. Wait... It's a YACHT. Aren't they supposed to float? #Citadel

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@VorchaDaddy Is there any chance you could CONJUGATE it? Seriously, we all have translation interfaces.You can't handle simple verbs by now?

[De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher]

It'd be great if he had some food, because three shots of ryncol on an empty stomach is a lot even for me. #Citadel

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@VorchaDaddy What? No! It's cute! And oh, oh, oh, look, the bar is fully stocked on this thing! #Citadel

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@TalktotheTalons Wait, you poisoned that guy on the floor? That's not his driver. That's Richards. #Citadel

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@TalktotheTalons It's a YACHT! And I could've gotten LAID on it if you hadn't had such a damn chip on your big spiky shoulder! #Citadel

[De-MEL-Isher @De_Mel_Isher]

Okay, we're outside, now which one is… heeeey, is that the yacht? #Citadel

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@ThisUnit1025 Ahhhh! Why are you on the radio? I thought you were still next to us! #Citadel