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[De 9ja Guru 🇳🇬 @De_real_guru]

🚨🚨| Cristiano Ronaldo's international retirement announcement has already 𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗣𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗗 the likes on Lionel Messi's August retirement post, doing so in just SIX HOURS! 📲

• Cristiano Ronaldo's post: 22M likes and counting
• Lionel Messi's post: 19.7M likes

[AreaBoy🇳🇬 @DAreaBoy]

If he pass your power wash hand comot ..........

[𝐀𝐛𝐮𝐣𝐚 𝐁𝐨𝐲 @TheAbujaboy]

Wait, do women have two stomachs? Somebody please explain 🤣

[BIG DELE @joseph_fri34778]

Nobody grew up with the intention of being a cleaner, shelf packer, cashier,
security guard, taxi driver, or car cleaner. They had big dreams, but life happened.
Never disrespect an anyone because of the job they do

[De 9ja Guru 🇳🇬 @De_real_guru]

🚨 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐍 𝐃’𝐎𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝐈𝐒 𝐋𝐄𝐅𝐓 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 ❌

It’s the first time since the FIFPRO World 11 was introduced in 2005 that the Ballon d’Or winner in same year has not been included in the Team of the Year, happening with Harry Kane.

Harry received 27.6% of the votes for forwards, ending 5th.

𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞? 🫵🏼

[Franklyn @fon4gud]

Be grateful for what you have, work towards what you desire, but never allow what you don't have to steal the joy of what God has already given you.

[De 9ja Guru 🇳🇬 @De_real_guru]

🚨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑! 🌎⭐️

🧤 Raya;
🛡️ Hakimi, Cubarsí, Nuno Mendes;
⚙️ Rodri, Bellingham, Vitinha;
⚡️ Messi, Haaland, Mbappé, Lamine.

Any changes you’d male to 𝐅𝐈𝐅𝐏𝐑𝐎 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫? 🔝

[Franklyn @fon4gud]

Do you know that if not for DNA tests, many women might never have admitted to cheating!!

Before DNA, it was, “I swear, that child is yours.”

After DNA, suddenly it becomes, “Okay… let’s talk about how this happened.”

Science didn’t just establish paternity; it exposed some very creative storytelling. Omo!

[Franklyn @fon4gud]

This nonsense from United Nigeria Airlines and other Nigerian airlines has to stop!

How can an airline change a passenger’s flight time just a few hours before departure and expect everything to go smoothly?

I booked my flight for 2:00 PM today. Around 1:00 AM, I received an email saying my flight had been moved to 11:00 AM.

I had to cancel other activities I had planned for the morning just to make it to the airport. I got there at 10:20 AM, only for them to tell me I was late and refuse to check me in!

Wait, how is this fair? You changed my flight time with barely any notice, disrupted my plans, and still denied me boarding because I couldn’t meet your new schedule?

What happens to the time, money and other commitments passengers have already invested in their day?

Airlines cannot keep treating passengers this way without taking responsibility. If you change a flight at such short notice, you should make fair arrangements for the people affected.

We deserve better!

@flyunitednigeria @fkeyamo @NigeriaCAA @fmaviationng, please look into this. This practice needs to stop. Passengers deserve respect and accountability!

[Franklyn @fon4gud]

Please, don’t waste your time building a relationship from scratch.

The last three relationships I built, another man came and roofed them and moved in!

Omo, I’m tired of being a property developer in love. From now on, I’m looking for an already completed building. Just find me one and let me park in.

[Franklyn @fon4gud]

Even with all the money he has, he still can’t heal himself. There is so much power in the name of Jesus. I have seen Him do wonders.

Please be careful how you speak against God’s servants. The power of God is above all human power.

[Franklyn @fon4gud]

A man finished work at 7pm.
Fuel finished before he got home.
He still owed school fees from last term.

His wife asked, “What are we eating?”

He said, “I’ll sort it.”

He had been “sorting it” since January.

Plenty people are not lazy.
They are just exhausted.

No sugarcoating.

[detective @leviokwor1]

My friend went for a job interview, and i think the salary offered is another reason while so many people are unemployed.

[detective @leviokwor1]

If you see what donjazy saw in that marriage , den nobi person go advise you to stay single 😄 baba no gree
Look women side since dem 😄

[detective @leviokwor1]

Man dies in an accident on his way back from tinubu’s rally in uyo Akwa
Ibom state 😢

[detective @leviokwor1]

Up and grateful! Life isn’t perfect, but every new day is a blessing. Thankful for another Sunday. Wishing everyone peace, joy, and a beautiful week ahead. 🫶

[detective @leviokwor1]

Man u win or not carrick should leave
My club i can’t recognize it anymore,
He’s gambling not coaching.😔

[detective @leviokwor1]

4 ::2 what’s going on here 😭😂

[detective @leviokwor1]

Our past shall not determine our future, May today’s decisions create a better tomorrow, We shall have a story worth telling, Blessed week ahead 🫶

[detective @leviokwor1]

You can remember a joke you heard 10 years ago, But forget why
you opened your phone.
Brains priorities, Abi Nigerian
Hardship?

[detective @leviokwor1]

Daam it 😳i was patiently
expecting a successful drift 💔