@REALLiSAMARiE I'm so happy for you!!! I had the pleasure of meeting you in ABQ a few years back and you deserve all the success in the world. Welcome back!!!!
I occasionally get asked for DM advice for new DMs. Recently, I rambled for a while before landing on these 3 main points.
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They aren’t anything new, and I’m sure learned them from those before me. But I stand by them.
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#dnd#dungeonsanddragons#rpg#tabletop#d20#advice
I am an emergency physician. My increased exposure means that I have chosen to isolate from my family, to keep them safe. This is how I see my daughters (pictured with their cousins, with whom they’re staying).
If I can do this, you can stay home.
#stayhome#BCdocs#COVID19
On #Tabaxi Tuesday, I cannot press paws on my #DnDadJokes.
"Hey Dad, is there a spell than makes Tabaxi less aggressive?"
"Yep, it's Charm Purr Son"
Fantastic fantasy feline art by @zkanSheol#DnD#Puns#DnDMemes
Cleric: It's no use...I can't get to the patient! Too many guards in the way.
Rogue: give me a potion.
Cleric: Do you have medical training?
Rogue: no...but i am a...*disappearing into the shadows* 😎 Stealthcare Professional.
#DnD#PunBard
Druid: *rolls a nat 1 on persuasion* Oh, no...
Party: *gasp*
DM: YOU HAVE INSULTED THE PENTAGONAL POULTRY! THE FESTERING FLOCK OF FOWLS FALLS INTO FRENZY! ABYSSAL CHICKEN ATTACK WITH ADVANTAGE!!!
Druid: Wait, why with advantage?
DM: They have peck tactics.
#dnd
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Druid: It seems to be a small chair-like mimic...
Bard: OH MY GOD, FINALLY!!!
Druid: Wha-
Bard: *polymorphs druid into koi fish*
Party: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Bard: I call this move...
"Toss A Koi To Your Wee Chair"
*tosses druid on a mimic*
#dnd