Deacon Obvious

🦷 Father, partner, lover, baker, gamer, nerd.

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@GREMCORP Skratch Labs has some of the best for real hydration. Particularly awesome that they're not hyper sweet like some.

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@elektrotal A hell world of a dozen randomly seeded kingdoms, each led by someone styling themselves, "Lord of the Crossing"

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

did you know november 5th is a very good day to shovel some shredded cheese into your mouth at any point that’s right at any point on november 5th if you’re at a loss for what to do it’s totally ok to just shovel some shredded cheese right into your mouth straight from the bag

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@dumbmailguy Say what you want but he's always a demon to me.

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@GREMCORP @FoxNoctom It's awesome how mouth shape/flat teeth/eye shape conformity can make ANY character cowabunga properly.

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I know it's already Rule 0 cracking the Pilot/Rig power match rule, but the flavor is exquisite.

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Gonna brew with OG Stangg and Mighty Servant of Leuk-o

[Pilot - The Vehicle Format @PilotMTG]

What is Pilot? Pilot is an MTG format similar to Commander. Each player builds an 80 card deck around a Pilot (creature) and a Rig (vehicle or mount). Starting life total is 40, and commander damage is dealt only by Rigs and only when crewed/saddled by your Pilot 🧵

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@OboshLikesJuice @ThePhiRexian

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@Cypher_Wulf @ekplayscards "Red Skull!"

"Ja, mein Captain?"

"Make a wish." *clunk*

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@funbunggo @JesseThHappyGuy @Bricky SHOTGUN

KNEES

will never get unstuck from my brain.

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@CompleteCMDR I used to equip Blackblade to ordinary saproling tokens as a flex on the killing attack. Nice to get it cheap.

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@TriskeMTG Can you just imagine Cabal functionaries sharing tips on how to succeed, but not quite so well that you earn a clammy hug from one of the Patriarch's 'hands'?

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@ghirapurigears Found the Mai T'Eye glass.

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Big pro wrestling tag team with a flamboyant manager energy radiates from this photo.

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@Rebell_Lily Big pro wrestling tag team with flamboyant manager energy radiates from this photo.

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@GREMCORP Make em regret that free spinach, boss.

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@Dork4Short The weirdo has landed.

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This one has seen the future.

There will be an irresistible shark someday to jump. That perfect storm of licensing that shows you're just churning.

Magic the Gathering -
Universes Beyond
Lego Star Wars

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@maraisbored Yeah but Lego is awesome and mtg would be the perfect Lego theme for fantasy sets

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@TriskeMTG Parrot

Head

War

Band

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@Trapixieum Please tell me you're a man of culture and taste and this means Ge Ge Ge no Kitaro.