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(RP / PARODY)

[💀🫀GAGE🫀💀 @DeadDirtCheap]

《...𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑺𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒂 𝑴𝒖𝒆𝒓𝒕𝒆 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓...》

𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐏

💀🫀🧠🫁"𝔾𝔸𝔾𝔼"🫁🧠🫀💀

Necromancer, Master, Mystic Eyes of Binding.

One of Chaldea's beleaguered IT workers, who fiddles with wires and corpses.

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@padreempio //I may take a bit to reply myself but 004? 🥺

[✚ samson ✚ @spentgladiator_]

-𝖜𝖊'𝖑𝖑 𝖇𝖊 𝖘𝖆𝖋𝖊 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖘𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖉
ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ʙᴜʀɴꜱ ᴅᴏᴡɴ-

🖤Samson Strode🖤
💀Disinherited ex-magus
💀Estranged father
💀Church executor-in-training

#FateRP #FGORP
@boyzofparadise

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@WODlME -of his fingers.]

...Lust is a sin too deadly for a necromancer to come back from, isn't it?

[She takes his finger into her mouth.

She bites. Hard.]

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...
...... @WODlME may we talk...

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@WODlME - You are the Alice who calls me further to sin, you are my white rabbit... I think constantly of seeing you writhe, splayed out on an operating table, seeing all of you... inside and out, at your most vulnerable...

[She kisses his palm breathlessly, from his palm to the tips-

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@WODlME -...I don't know how I came to be here, I don't know what other "me" they mention, I don't know... so many things, truly, but even so... I have been keeping secrets from you.

...I have made you a pawn in my sins.

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@WODlME I have... been a married woman, unaware of it.

Conchobar mac Nessa... I am wed to him, or so I am told- but-

...No, moreover, constantly... from the moment we met-

...Conchobar or otherwise, I have had no right to feel... things.

[She chews her lip until it's white.] -

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@WODlME No-

[She takes his hand in both of hers, bringing it to her face, nuzzling it close.]

You're wrong.

You're so... very, very wrong.

And I'm so.. so sorry.

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// coming back from the dead, hi

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@WODlME That-

That isn't appropriate, Mr. Wodime, I...

...h...he...hehe... I-I can't keep, he...hehe... having a- an affair.. with you.

[She looks on the verge of tears, despite those nervous giggles, punctuated with little snorts.

What a delusional statement.]

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@WODlME [She is bracing herself, still anticipating a punishment that hasn't come.

Eventually, she peeks one eye open, clearing her throat.]

...I... also have, um.. another confession. Mr. Wodime.

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@WODlME That's... Not normal, you know.

I-In fact, theft is a sin, so... I'd really prefer it if you hated me... of you despised me, or punished me, so...

...Go ahead.

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@WODlME I... I'm afraid that I must confess.

I have been stealing these from you.

Many... many times.

...and, I must return them... o-only once, though, h... he...hehehe...

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@cathbadly I see... so, is this a skill gifted to you by God alone, or purely a product of some magecraft?

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...? @cathbadly you can see the future...?

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@WODlME [She hesitates, she seems.. quite upset.

She holds out a bag. Many pairs of his socks are inside.]

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It was all quite sudden, truthfully... but, all the same, I've made a vow before God- As has he.

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Conchobar.

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Excuse you, that is my husband