Darrin Simon

Im The Dude Playin a Dude Disguised as Another Dude

[Schwibz @schwibz]

Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like showering without Jerry Sandusky

[Kent Murphy @KentMurphy]

You'll never guess what this guy is on the phone talking to his friend about

Wait for it 💀

[Darrin Simon @DeadEyeDarrin]

@iluminatibot No

[Brad Williams @funnybrad]

The FBI has ruled out Richard Simmons as a suspect

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@AdamSchefter @StuckyTrevor

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@BFW @cnsltngsbadboy Glory Road

[Darrin Simon @DeadEyeDarrin]

@BarstoolSBHelp do you have an estimated time when I will be able to start betting on Kansas now that they passed sports betting?

[Darrin Simon @DeadEyeDarrin]

@_willcompton Don't turn your back on the wolfpack

[Darrin Simon @DeadEyeDarrin]

@TioMiguell Fresh? You say?

[Darrin Simon @DeadEyeDarrin]

Anyone have a fresh pair of underpants

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@WayneJetskiii @_TomasGonzalez

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@WayneJetskiii @StuckyTrevor

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@TioMiguell Heart you

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@BarstoolBigCat @_TomasGonzalez this was you to Arics backpack

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@Jay_Siegrist Wait a second.... @Burr_A_D is Hispanic??

[Darrin Simon @DeadEyeDarrin]

@ranijacobs @MotorCityHoops @KuKhahil @omarisankofa @therealwesd3 I haven't even seen the new Batman but it's a no brainer. Dark Knight is king

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

Just landed in NYC you dusty bald headed bitches! See you at the shows with a 🔥surprise!

#StaySeated 😂😂

[Darrin Simon @DeadEyeDarrin]

@hulu_support @RachelG48NYY 67878 what's the deal. I took off work for this! I could get fired and not even be able to watch the games I want!

[Darrin Simon @DeadEyeDarrin]

@hulu_support why does CBS keep cutting off on Hulu live after 10 seconds. I'm trying to watch march madness and this is the only channel that does it

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@Glenny_balls @RobbieBarstool Yeeehaaawww copy that you sumbitch Pile monkey nuts!