Dead Parrots Society

Western Washington University's #1 source of improv comedy since 1998. We have open rehearsals every Tuesday of the year from 7-9pm in Bond 225!

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#whoremembers when the elves shrunk my shoes

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I heard a rumor that Ella can't swim

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hello i’m a tiger at the zoo and also i’m a philosopher

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Greasy Willamsburg Pennsylvania Scotland Great Britain

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FESTIVAL SEASON IS BACK BABY 🦜

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Fr frp

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you know what they say. the sky is the sea of the space 😌

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i wasn’t gonna ask him out for another couple of months. you know ask him out… for marriage

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Does the whole block think stealing is cool?

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rocks scream when you take them from their families

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the walrizzard

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MY WIFE THINKS IM COOL and that’s all that matters DAN

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GET ME SO EDAMEME

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i had to eat my fingertip to survive

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i know i read your meMOir

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Do you want to go to the tuwip festival with me? 🩷

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“sall se sowledge sof seus sis sin sis sibrery”- mudman the god of mud/the snake

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it’s this orange thing it looks like a pumpkin but it’s a bathkitball