Pence’s Supa Dupa Fly

I’m the VP’s fly because I love piles of shit. Don’t believe me, just look at my profile pic.

[Pence’s Supa Dupa Fly @DeadPences]

Sup girl @MeghOCB, I’m attracted to you like a fly (me) is to dung

[Pence’s Supa Dupa Fly @DeadPences]

Great news, @RexChapman! I’ve been promoted to head of national security for @VP. I’ve come up with a solution to stop those pesky flies from the south from threatening our great country #TheFly #flygate #VPDebate

[Pence’s Supa Dupa Fly @DeadPences]

@MissyElliott you called? #supadupafly #TheFly2020 #flygate

[Pence’s Supa Dupa Fly @DeadPences]

Brings a tear to my 6,000 eyes to see my family celebrating my appearance on national television...and on top of the biggest pile of crap, to boot #flygate

[Pence’s Supa Dupa Fly @DeadPences]

And let me tell you, I’m still trying to get the smell of shit off of me

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

Total time a fly sat on Mike Pence's head: two minutes

[Pence’s Supa Dupa Fly @DeadPences]

Thanks for the sweet portrait. I’ve been hitting the weights and muscle milk to get all beefy #flygate #VPDebate

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

Debate recap.

[Pence’s Supa Dupa Fly @DeadPences]

Brings a tear to my 6,000 eyes to see my family celebrating my appearance on national television...and on top of the biggest pile of crap, to boot @RexChapman #VPDebate #flygate #VicePresidentialDebate

[Pence’s Supa Dupa Fly @DeadPences]

Thank you. It took a lot for me to stay as long as I did, kinda like D Wade in Cleveland

[Gabrielle Union @itsgabrielleu]

That fly is an American hero.

[Pence’s Supa Dupa Fly @DeadPences]

What I would give to be a fly on @FLOTUS’s wall instead of this dipshit’s head

[Pence’s Supa Dupa Fly @DeadPences]

4 More Years..Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid #KamalaHarris #vicepresidentdebate #Debates2020 #FLY2020 #flyonmikepence

[Pence’s Supa Dupa Fly @DeadPences]

I’m the VP’s fly, and I approve this message #VPDebates2020 #FLY2020 #flyonmikepence #pencefly

[Pence’s Supa Dupa Fly @DeadPences]

But I won even bigger. Did you see what I got to sit and wallow in during the debate?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Mike Pence WON BIG!

[Pence’s Supa Dupa Fly @DeadPences]

Look ma, your boy is famous!

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Today, a star was born. #Debates2020 https://t.co/x5HVeW7bdN

[Pence’s Supa Dupa Fly @DeadPences]

I’d say it was more like a triple

[Karen Pence @KarenPence]

Home Run MR. VICE PRESIDENT @Mike_Pence!! 👏 🇺🇸#Debates2020 @TeamTrump

[Pence’s Supa Dupa Fly @DeadPences]

@RexChapman How many piles of 💩 do you see? I only see one.

[Pence’s Supa Dupa Fly @DeadPences]

I’ll pay, but please put down the fly swatter. I think that same swatter killed my brother.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. https://t.co/CqHAId0j8t

[Pence’s Supa Dupa Fly @DeadPences]

I am, literally, @Mike_Pence’s only black friend #VPDebate #VicePresidentialDebate2020 #VPDebates

[Pence’s Supa Dupa Fly @DeadPences]

Stay on my pile of crap...I mean hair, you fly #Debates2020 #VPDebate #PencesEye or #PencesFly

[Pence’s Supa Dupa Fly @DeadPences]

God this is the best pile of shit I’ve ever bathed in #VPDebate #PenceHarrisDebate #VicePresidentialDebate2020 @Mike_Pence