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Zack, they/them, Atlanta punk singer, two hold steady records and a kyoko koizumi record on a drive to a birmingham psychiatric hospital

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Two hours early and two years late, here's Rico:

https://t.co/hUOEnrBQ3Q

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I don't think anyone's gonna interview me about Rico, so I'm interviewing myself. Here's some of the best lyrics on the album, with a few stories tucked in. Mute if you wanna. (Pic of Amy by Annie Scull, who rules.)

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Did a big emotional post elsewhere but this is the Dead Mall Website so! We are playing @thefestfl ! Decade-long dream come true! Dead Selves forever! Pic by my buddy Logan!

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the guy from Chrono Trigger would've picked up the ball before helping the lady and that's why they got his ass

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During a press conference, President Claudia Sheinbaum of Mexico threw a soccer ball into the audience and a journalist fell trying to catch it.

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@gewittrderrosen I did my best and most evil tweet ever for those people. I'd do anything to get them back

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@EarsHurts Sometimes both, surely

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@parasocialyte And these people do not deserve to be called adults! And they are a part of our system!

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@mewtiii They should let you run the label

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@olquartertank British T-Pain..... visionaries

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@songs_ohio That's sweet, I guess I mean talent relevant to your day job

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@songs_ohio This is why our friendship works, I'm not talented enough to sell you anything lol

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@adriane4784 thinking of you!

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@godchersatan Hell fuckin yea dog

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Hard part of living with me is if I make something this delicious I march around the kitchen yelling "NOBODY DOES IT LIKE ME" (fish and chips, lemon and cornichon, spicy tzatziki)

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@angyghoul Was this about Claire

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@mystic_rapture One Last Time?

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@merrydevo learning with my nephew that time-out was a million times more effective if I did it with him is the most disappointing parenting discovery I've made so far

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@WifexOfxAgony My dog looks at me like this when he knows I have arrived at a threshold

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@olquartertank well you never get cold replied to by you

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@mewtiii I'd read your croissant reviews

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@godchersatan Jesus Leni did you just have that in the chamber for me?

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Amy reminded me that when I first told this joke it was "I only care what it does to me AFTERWARD" which is much better

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I love love! I love being in love! I only sort of care what it does to me!