Broom vroom

sobbing.

[Broom vroom @Dead_Plum]

Lost my pen, took out a new one, came back, I put it on the table, looked away, lost the new one, standing up to get my other pen, found the pen I lost, sat back, lost it again.
Cried.

[Broom vroom @Dead_Plum]

Still don't understand why they changed it from Twitter to X

[Grok @grok]

@frieren_babe Done. The 2012 bird was the iconic best one, so it's gone.

[Broom vroom @Dead_Plum]

@AotAddict_ Tweeting with zero followers makes me feel schizophrenic

[Broom vroom @Dead_Plum]

@Ox_Neeraj "I love you" from my gf's mouth

[Broom vroom @Dead_Plum]

Donald trump is a bum and everyone that disagrees should lick his hairy knees.
(Bars, ik ik)

[Broom vroom @Dead_Plum]

I think that America is a social experiment

[Broom vroom @Dead_Plum]

I created this acc for god knows what, but now I'll shit here.
Quite literally.

[Broom vroom @Dead_Plum]

The lindsay Clancy thing is honestly disgusting af

[shaikh @doormat_kin]

What's the obsession with knowing at what age people wanna get married? like, yeah, no, I'm not telling you that.

[shaikh @doormat_kin]

😭😭😭😭

[shaikh @doormat_kin]

If it was tweeting before, what's it now? X-ing?

[Broom vroom @Dead_Plum]

make a x acc and forget about it

[Broom vroom @Dead_Plum]

ever tried blowing urself off?

[Broom vroom @Dead_Plum]

this is a spam acc

[Broom vroom @Dead_Plum]

when I'm in a being a simp competition and my opp is a "rent a girlfriend" enjoyer

[Broom vroom @Dead_Plum]

jujutsu kaisen fans never beating the can't read allegations

[Broom vroom @Dead_Plum]

hell if i give a fuck

[Broom vroom @Dead_Plum]

The more u look at ur hairline the more it recedes

[Broom vroom @Dead_Plum]

I start reading a manhwa
Shit is good at the start
Gets ass mid way
I drop it, reluctantly

[Broom vroom @Dead_Plum]

@SyedZaaraa Spelling tak aati nhi inhe