Maybe: Rosso

Love: ⚒️, ⚽️, and 🌞. MS in coaching from @CruyffInstitute. coworkers die, vampire roommates are forever. always late never prepared former Blue Check

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

First time I’ve legit lol’d at a New Yorker cartoon in years

[Charles Boehm @cboehm]

Tim Howard: “Doing a dance that mimics Donald Trump is stupid. Why? Because, whether it’s the president of the US or my neighbor down the street, I would never back someone who I believe is racist. I wouldn’t glorify that... Any show of support for Donald Trump is political.”

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

on loop 🔁

[🎭 @MaskedInLA]

Shit says “368th 20 pt half” lmao

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

If you told me that this was a black guy that did improv. I’d be like yes

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Jon Stewart can't believe there are pundits who think the Dems went too "woke." All they did was copy Republicans!

[abby @abby4thepeople]

Unfortunately, my politics are rooted in a deep love for humanity and the exhausting belief that a better world is possible

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

LMFAOOO i'll never get tired of twitter dawg😭

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

I saw a promo for the new Gladiator movie and said to my husband, “That looks good. I wonder if I need to see the original first so I know what’s going on.” My husband jumped up and with his full outside voice said, “YOU’VE NEVER SEEN GLADIATOR?!?”

2.5 hrs later, credits rolling, I said, “That was so good. I bet it won a lot of awards.” My husband, “It was nominated for 12 Academy Awards and won best picture, best actor, best costume, best visual effects, and best sound mixing. Ridley Scott was robbed of best director, but Steven Soderbergh won for Traffic, another all time great.”

Me, “I’ve never seen Traffic, what’s it about?” My husband, “YOU’VE NEVER SEEN TRAFFIC?!”

[ErnestBorgnineNavalCapDoff.jpeg @poddtadre]

Whoa AI is amazing. Until now it was simply not possible to go on Spotify and find a playlist called "2009 indie pop" with the most obvious song choices imaginable.

[Matthew Gertz @MattGertz]

Well. That's not good.

[justicewearscoolpnts @justiceLVRN]

MAN all Kanye had to do was shut up for 2 more years and he wouldve been creative director of USA Lol

[Aggelos @aggelosn13_]

Average balkan couple

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

I really do respect that Stewart’s been like the same guy since he started, he’s remained pretty consistent. Really shows how far right the rest of the media landscape has moved since

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

"If what you want is a centrist campaign that's quiet on trans issues, tough on the border, distances itself from Palestinians, talks a lot about law and order, and reaches out to moderate Republicans, that candidate existed and she just lost"
~John Oliver on dems moving right