Boston Brand

Just a guy who's more than a little dead. Possession is a hell of a thing #yolo

[Boston Brand @Deadguy0910]

Also, it's unfair how the popular people come back to life but us normal humans are relegated to permadeath and eternal ghost limbo.

[Boston Brand @Deadguy0910]

I mean like punches heard round the world stupid, or magic eye lasers teleporting you in the past. All I did was got shot.

[Boston Brand @Deadguy0910]

Sometimes I worry about dying stupid then I remember that I'm already dead and that everyone else in this universe has died stupid cept me

[Boston Brand @Deadguy0910]

Watched Captain America Civil War, definitely team Deadman. #Deadmanmovieortvseriesplz

[Boston Brand @Deadguy0910]

@ofeideticmemory tmi, babsgirl

[Boston Brand @Deadguy0910]

@bluerbeetle I'm dead and have better game than you

[Boston Brand @Deadguy0910]

@bluerbeetle Yeah, call me privileged next time ya touch yer girlfriend with yer actual hands, you insensitive meat sack #meatsacktoofulltoo

[Boston Brand @Deadguy0910]

@bluerbeetle No, take it back a couple steps. Did you just pretty much call me privileged because I'm a ghost?

[Boston Brand @Deadguy0910]

@bluerbeetle Hold on. Hold on. Excuse me?

[Boston Brand @Deadguy0910]

@bluerbeetle Yer the one tweetin' about dyin after followin' a guy who's been dead for like twenty years.

[Boston Brand @Deadguy0910]

@solemanhunter To be fair, he deserved it. All factors considered.

[Boston Brand @Deadguy0910]

@solemanhunter Immature. But still adults

[Boston Brand @Deadguy0910]

@solemanhunter they are adults

[Boston Brand @Deadguy0910]

Sometimes people ask me, "Hey Boston, what's it like being dead?" and I say, 'How dare you speak to me.'

[Boston Brand @Deadguy0910]

I miss the jewelry that made me not dead

[Boston Brand @Deadguy0910]

@Atomic_Captain I been dead like 20 years. I'll get over it, thanks

[Boston Brand @Deadguy0910]

@Atomic_Captain I'm dead bucko, what's there to talk about? twitter ain't the place for dirty laundry anyway

[Boston Brand @Deadguy0910]

@Atomic_Captain No, no, I love seeing fancy pants superheroes tweet about how they died and are now alive again. It's why I made this thing

[Boston Brand @Deadguy0910]

@Atomic_Captain Good for you, really. Glad to see you got to come back

[Boston Brand @Deadguy0910]

@bluerbeetle You want a friggin medal or something, fancypants?