Alternate Madness

(Parody) “Scourge Junior is here! Good? Trust me, I KNOW it is |3 Give me C4, it'll be fun :P" (#Single And Open DMs for whichever girl wants his dick)

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"Ohohoooo~ I see a pretty ladyyyy~"
- Been RPing since 2011 / 2012
- Writer: @/MevaTheMadOne
- Detail Capable.
- Capable of Lewd and Non-Lewd
- Canonically he's taken, but the DMs are open for any female character wanting 'Non-Canon' lewd stuff.
- (Brackets for OOC)

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@DoppelGArle @GaoRawrDragon Alt states with that grin getting slightly larger. “Do you know how many riches could be made by you if you chose a fate under my ‘employ’? Hmhmhmhm~ Not to mention some time with a prince.” He adds, winking. “It isn’t too late to become one of mine you know Dragon giel.” [2/2]

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@DoppelGArle @GaoRawrDragon Alt would just let off a ‘Snrk’ kind of sound to Doppel Arle’s unenforceable ‘offer’, but would jump slightly, upon her move with the knife.

“Tsk Tsk.” Alt says to the now-heavily- wounded Dragoness. “Draco Draco Draco. You’re such a pretty one and good where it matters.” [1/2]

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@DoppelGArle @GaoRawrDragon say through his usual massive grin. Alt would look up and down Draco, with his eyes spending way too much time on her chest. “Hmhmhmhm~ shame you’re a contract, and not stock~” He states. “Are you sure I can’t just put her away with my others, doll?~” Alt asks Doppel Arle. [2/2]

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@DoppelGArle @GaoRawrDragon 🎶 Cinematic
Movie magic
Draco girlie, your life’s oh-so-tragic. 🎶

Alt indeed, is the cause behind the frozen legs that this dragoness currently faces. The massive grin on his face can as good as confirm this.

“That was the lyrics. I’ve decreed it. Behheh!” Alt would say [1/2]

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@blu3chika (The presence of the kinds of tits, on the girls, in the art, that could give a good ol’ Titfuck. Also, if the account doesn’t look abandoned.)

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@NerotuYiff (Happy Birthday, dude! Have a good one!)

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@DoppelGArle “Heeeey! Pretty AND dangerous! Bwuhhuh!” Alt would warp out of DA’s hands, and reappear behind her. “Try that again, doll face? I reeeeally like the idea of givin’ a gal like you, a real good time~ Hmhmmmm~” Alt now had C4 in his hands. This wasn’t Fem, so he fancied his chances.

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@FoxxyForensics (To answer your question, I knew from the start.)

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“Any gal wanna go kiss @RhymingHedgehog or @MadnessHedgefox so I can laugh at their reaction? Bwuhhuh!”

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@SugarBlastic (‘Work was slow, for the ARK Family, after the incident with Fallen, so Sugar looked to alternative methods, to support her family’.
No?)

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@FoxxyForensics Alt couldn’t help but chuckle. You’re certainly somethin’, doll face.” He’d say, taking another sip of his iced drink, a bag of ice appearing on his head. “A cool thought occurs, Em. D’Ya like iced drinks?” He’d ask, opening the bag, to show that, Yep, ice cubes were in there.

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@FoxxyForensics “Naaaah what kinda evil would I be, to busy someone on their day off?” Alt would say with a chuckle, and headshake, the golf club vanishing. A small pylon of ice would appear next to him, which he’d lean on. “I’m gettin’ a good vibe outta you, yo. Oh, the name’s Alt, by the way.”

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@FoxxyForensics “Oh this?” He’d ask, holding up the golf club. “Yeah, I tried the WR for how many golfballs I could hit in one go, in another club. Ever see a whole club duck?” he’d ask, to which he’d laugh. “Oh you work here? Sweet!” he’d say. “Pretty face like you is SO a barmaid, am I right?”

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@FoxxyForensics “Somethin’ like that, chickadee.” The Hedgefox would say, the pan vanishing, and an iced coffee appearing in one hand. “Lotta clubs don’t like me tryna break world records in their clubs. I wonder why!” he’d say, taking a sip of his new drink, a golf club now in his other hand.

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@FoxxyForensics “I certainly try, doll face!” The Hedgefox would say, another pancake appearing in his pan. One flip later, and it lands on his head! “Bah!” he’d say, trying not to laugh, the pancake vanishing off of him. “I’m more of an Ice Cream guy anyway.” he’d say. “So what’s on your mind?”

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@FoxxyForensics Upon arrival, there’d be a dark blue Hedgefox in the middle of the dance floor, holding a large pan, and repeatedly flipping a pancake. Flip. Flip. Flip. Flip.
“I’m going for the world record!” he’d shout at random, the pancake hitting the floor when he said that. “...Drat!”

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@SugarBlastic (Shedew, as in, DrunkTwitter Shadew? Y’all. EVERYTHING, would be expired in HIS fridge. *chuckle.*)

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@glacier_clear (Should you find yourself stuck with Fallout 4, consult the following video, as it may make your job a lot easier.
https://t.co/zCBQuP5wM1 )