Dead Man String Band

musician. songwriter. professional dummy.

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#facebookdown

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*Zuck heading to the server room*

Intern: What are you doing? You haven’t gone in there…. Like ever

Zuck: Oh… just checking the specs… um… on the… *drinks water like an alien, sprints into room, and locks the door behind him *

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Nobody:

Me after finding out WhatsApp, Instagram and Facebook is down:

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Well I’m glad I didn’t do that live stream on Facebook.

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Only meaning I wish I could get paid to write for @nbcsnl because my ideas are good enough. Not saying they should pay me for a meme. I’m not crazy. Well not THAT crazy.

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Is it dumb that I legit get sad that @nbcsnl made a skit that’s spot on to my meme and I can barely pay for rent? 🙁

https://t.co/KNUj0YegOu

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There... now everyone got a lap dance. Happy? #lilnasX #imgoingtohell #Dancing With The Jesus

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Meanwhile, under the ring at #AEWRevolution @AEwrestling @WhatCultureWWE @adamwilbourn @SimonMiller316 #wrestling #WrestlingTwitter

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@GovAndyBeshear I’m pretty sure covid is still a thing. This was Jerzees in Newport (Campbell co) LAST NIGHT. Are we doing anything about this stuff? Because these people are making it take longer for the rest of us to get back to normalcy.

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Check out my new single "Brent Spence Bridge" distributed by @DistroKid and live on iHeartRadio! https://t.co/7FOwFpf7Wp

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@cait_astrophic

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#NewProfilePic

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Coming up with some new merch ideas based off the new Brent Spence Bridge song. Link to the song in instagram bio!!!
#cincinnati #brentspencebridge #music https://t.co/ml66rJYlsE

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@tacobell why would you do this to me?! To us?! #tacobell

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@killola

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Had to take a crack at this mummy voice thing.

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@WHATISITMARK channeling his inner @orvillepeck

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Welp let’s see how long I last on here.

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10/10 would do it again. https://t.co/zck1o7bC1a