Deadpan Cards

We make cards that tell the truth. And we're a lot better on Instagram.

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If this page is looking tumbleweedy, it's because we're not really here anymore. We're on Instagram instead: https://t.co/Nz611jfP0U

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This is our ode to you, @GreggsOfficial. #greggsentines

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We like the way you think, awardsnmore https://t.co/a2WLt0VuRD

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Just getting word that Trump's next appointment is to be this breed of face-sucking soul annihilators from the Great Red Spot on Jupiter. Will keep you updated as this story develops. https://t.co/imC7JPbcZA

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Hold on, hold on. 'STD'? https://t.co/ody7UkYoFq

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There is a town in Canada called Asbestos. https://t.co/6CKPKDKLoI

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Check us out, getting into the farrowandball 'bold and bright' collection for 2019. #sandwich https://t.co/kSWMIkT3ft

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And relax. Our stall is very much set. topdrawerlondon https://t.co/xQu7HuCO0A

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Absolutely nailed the setup for Top Drawer last night. Come see us at stand W16. https://t.co/yTafKink6L

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The tongue says 'I'm being playful.' The eyes say 'I'm going to maul your face.' https://t.co/zDi8RZBZC9

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Angriest house we've ever seen. https://t.co/QnoVR2N1l7

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Congrats to everyone who got the results they needed today. https://t.co/bUoQnBRbpd

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Very proud to be finalists at the #henries. It's all got too much so we've escaped to Ireland to get away from the constant flashbulbs and paps. https://t.co/VK7Da2ucxN

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Careful out there, guys. https://t.co/FWVvEMEkvy

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Michael Phelps is looking dangerous for Croatia. https://t.co/ySFNatSLC0

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We've sent Theresa May a couple of these leaving cards to send to her former colleagues. And a couple spare, just in case. https://t.co/V5fuVHN51k

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We don't have a card for how good England just were, so this one'll have to do. https://t.co/G3TxBT8DB3

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Merry Pride one and all. https://t.co/jTV6YOf5Vu

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A very happy birthday to the NHS. https://t.co/FgeFAsrnlK

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As secret doors go, this one lacks subtlety. https://t.co/nyjFoRVuUK