Michael Dacre

[Michael Dacre @Deadpanmichael]

@elonmusk Just how deluded and nonsensical are you?

[Michael Dacre @Deadpanmichael]

@SarWalzzz @Inevitablewest @ZelenskyyUa Twat

[Michael Dacre @Deadpanmichael]

@colza @tomhanks @_LightRoomLDN @59productions Nice one Colza. Hope you're doing ok ol buddy

[Met Office @metoffice]

Much of the UK is currently positioned within a "warm sector" - the region between a warm front and a cold front

Warm sectors are associated with widespread cloud, patchy drizzle and rain, but also mild conditions

As a result, most are seeing double-digit temperatures today 🌡️

[Michael Dacre @Deadpanmichael]

@robertcarlyle_ Nice one Robert

[Michael Dacre @Deadpanmichael]

@AraMistress1 Wow very horny. Like they are going to pop out all over 'one'

[Michael Dacre @Deadpanmichael]

@myinkedpony @eddieizzard Yep brill in Michael Clayton

[Michael Dacre @Deadpanmichael]

@JohnnyVivash @CaraTheMovie Nice

[Michael Dacre @Deadpanmichael]

@JohnnyVivash @FrightFest Nice one young fella!!

[Michael Dacre @Deadpanmichael]

@KirstyHiggins15 A semi miracle then. Well done

[Michael Dacre @Deadpanmichael]

@LisaSmily_ Of course

[Michael Dacre @Deadpanmichael]

@SofieSmiles_ Sure

[Michael Dacre @Deadpanmichael]

THE FALLOW FIELD ( 2009 Michael Dacre) Mystery Horror Movie Review https://t.co/PJLtJ2P88W via @YouTube

[Michael Dacre @Deadpanmichael]

@HorrorMidweek Thanks for that, the shoot was hard work, you wouldn't believe the short time frame. Such are lower budget productions!

[Michael Dacre @Deadpanmichael]

@LWWren Gawd, very jealous. Love the beach. Best to your other half,see you soon I hope.

[The Midweek Horror Podcast @HorrorMidweek]

New episode! We watch an obscure but interesting British horror called THE FALLOW FIELD. Spoiler discussion is from 22:00 to 36:50 if you want to dodge it. We also recommend Fear Street, @FollowersFilm_, and a new Scarifyers audiobook from @Bafflegabble. https://t.co/F6yoYm9HNz

[Michael Dacre @Deadpanmichael]

@HorrorMidweek Many thanks for your sensitive and thorough review of The Fallow Field, much appreciated. Lovely to be getting some retro attention. ( Actor: Callum).

[Michael Dacre @Deadpanmichael]

@AraMistress1 wow xx

[Michael Dacre @Deadpanmichael]

@AraMistress1 very sex x