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1013 | Sipper of Strongest Potions ཀ༼ༀ༽ཫ་

[Spoof::() @spoofydude]

theyre doin this to me at work tomorrow

[20Teisha*☆ @20Teisha]

yt ppl brought back mullets whos gonna be the first brave nigga to rock a jheri curl in 2026

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

when i call my cat fat, i am not fatshaming him. in fact, i am fatpraising him.

[$ᵉˣ ᵈʳᵘᵍ$ ˡⁱᶠᵉ @fcckjulius]

speaking of tubi.. 😭😭😭 this shit still got me crying laughing

[Zion @zionszzn]

As a avid job quitter, I’m telling y’all right now: this is NOT a quitting economy

[DraftFits @DraftFits]

He’s really good at this actually

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[fei @karmicdebt]

#PourCoffeeOnYourGrandmaChallenge

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

So I have a theory —
Neurodivergent people are designed for night but we are constantly glitching because we are forcing ourselves to day.

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

In death,Charlie Kirk became what he always hated the most a black person LMFAOOO

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

We killing you and binding your soul to a blade bro

[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

[skyte @ihateskyte]

u niggas need to pick up books deadass

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

ME: Is he going to make it?
DOCTOR: No. I’m afraid he’s down with the sickness
ME: *crying* oohwahahahah
DOCTOR: *holds hand* oohwahahahah

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

Pronouncing Grimace like Versace so the people at this McDonald’s think I’m sophisticated

[Teller Bank$ / 𐕣 𐕣 𐕣 / Marion Wood$ @Teller_Banks357]

AI should be helping blind ppl read- not helpin yo dumbass make a rap song

[Truth Seeker @_TruthZone_]

Are you ready for this rabbit hole?