MercWithAPancake

Merc With Da Mouf finally here to start fuckin shit up all over the twittasphere! Charlie Sheen would be so proud of me #winning

[MercWithAPancake @DeadpoolMikeU]

ALRIGHT IM BACK....what'd I miss?

[IGN @IGN]

This is what #GTAV looks like on the PS4 compared to the PS3. http://t.co/3g7klTlBdU

[MercWithAPancake @DeadpoolMikeU]

@Deadlox13595601 *flailing arms* WHAT THE FUCK HELP ME SOMEBODY HELP ME I HAVE A CAT OR SOMETHING ON MY FACE AND MY BALLS ARE ITCHY!!!

[MercWithAPancake @DeadpoolMikeU]

@Deadlox13595601 WOE BAD KITTY *sprays ender with bottle*

[MercWithAPancake @DeadpoolMikeU]

@Deadlox13595601 HEY BAD BAD NO HISSING

[MercWithAPancake @DeadpoolMikeU]

@zoly_marie *speechless for a second* ummm I'm going to have to say no to Logan's body.... But yes to you getting in bed with me!

[MercWithAPancake @DeadpoolMikeU]

@zoly_marie exactly!!! And I have the perfect way to fix that!

[MercWithAPancake @DeadpoolMikeU]

@zoly_marie It's ok I know what you were thirsty for ;) *points thumb to self*

[MercWithAPancake @DeadpoolMikeU]

@zoly_marie you went to bed hours ago!!! Unless I drank bad milk and I'm hallucinating again....

[MercWithAPancake @DeadpoolMikeU]

@zoly_marie and you're still up!!!!!

[MercWithAPancake @DeadpoolMikeU]

@zoly_marie alright I feel you!! It's late get some sleep!!

[MercWithAPancake @DeadpoolMikeU]

@zoly_marie OOOOO ummmm The third one!!!! Mainly because it was said in the sexiest way.....WHO SAID THAT?!?!

[MercWithAPancake @DeadpoolMikeU]

@zoly_marie *Nose starts to bleed* why do you do this to me rogue?!?!

[MercWithAPancake @DeadpoolMikeU]

@Deadlox13595601 dawwww who's a cute little guy *pinches cheeks*

[MercWithAPancake @DeadpoolMikeU]

@Deadlox13595601 Nice name ender dude!!! You're my new HOMIE!!!!

[MercWithAPancake @DeadpoolMikeU]

@Deadlox13595601 maybe I will that doesn't sound like a bad idea!! Thanks new guy!!!

[MercWithAPancake @DeadpoolMikeU]

@HydroAlphaX BRO

[MercWithAPancake @DeadpoolMikeU]

WHERE ARE ALL MY BITCHES?!?!