⎯ 𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟𝐏ꉻ͟ꉻ͟͟͟𝐋͟ ͟ ̲ .ᐟ

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[⎯ 𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟𝐏ꉻ͟ꉻ͟͟͟𝐋͟ ͟ ̲ .ᐟ @DeadpoolPrimary]

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[𝑳𝐎𝐑𝐍⩜⃝ @thecosmiccaps]

𓂃 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐄 𝑷𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐒.

[𝗔𝗴𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗩𝗲𝗻𝗼𝗺 ⏾⋆.˚ @agentv3nxm]

𝙰𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚅𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚖, 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚍𝚞𝚝𝚢

[Vic. @QUERYTOLD]

There are a couple of thousand people.. killing themselves with every breath they take——and they 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 even know it. It's 𝙢𝙮 job to 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺.

[⎯ 𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟𝐏ꉻ͟ꉻ͟͟͟𝐋͟ ͟ ̲ .ᐟ @DeadpoolPrimary]

That video circulating of me spouting nonsense to a Make-A-Wish kid is AI — artificial intelligence for those who don't know — I would never, EVER, EVER say that. I have high standards... and relax, I already killed whoever made it.

[⎯ 𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟𝐏ꉻ͟ꉻ͟͟͟𝐋͟ ͟ ̲ .ᐟ @DeadpoolPrimary]

@DUALREBORN //we love you silly rp account

[⎯ 𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟𝐏ꉻ͟ꉻ͟͟͟𝐋͟ ͟ ̲ .ᐟ @DeadpoolPrimary]

@oftouchandsense Are you good?

[⎯ 𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟𝐏ꉻ͟ꉻ͟͟͟𝐋͟ ͟ ̲ .ᐟ @DeadpoolPrimary]

@miracleof1947 "Noted, but lately they're getting annoyed with me just for existing. It's going to be hard not to upset that little clique of super-idiots..."

He said irritably, crossing his arms. Wade didn't get their validation, and that's how he discounts it.

[⎯ 𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟𝐏ꉻ͟ꉻ͟͟͟𝐋͟ ͟ ̲ .ᐟ @DeadpoolPrimary]

@miracleof1947 "Yeah... and well, unlike me, ya' don't have an cool f#cking ass healing factor. Don't play with your life...s."

[⎯ 𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟𝐏ꉻ͟ꉻ͟͟͟𝐋͟ ͟ ̲ .ᐟ @DeadpoolPrimary]

@miracleof1947 "Ah yes... so be careful not to fall off the map."

[⎯ 𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟𝐏ꉻ͟ꉻ͟͟͟𝐋͟ ͟ ̲ .ᐟ @DeadpoolPrimary]

@miracleof1947 "Oh, come on, that'll make my cheeks all red. You're the one with the best movie trilogy here, hedgehog... I didn't know you can break the fourth wall too, though."

[𝐸𝓁𝓈𝒶 𝐵𝓁𝑜𝑜𝒹𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓃𝑒. @MalignCourser]

"𝐌𝐘 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐈𝐒𝐍'𝐓 "𝐑𝐄𝐃", 𝐎𝐑 "𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐀". 𝐈'𝐌 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐀 @%$&# 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐄."

- Elsa Bloodstone, monster hunter extraordinaire. -

[⎯ 𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟𝐏ꉻ͟ꉻ͟͟͟𝐋͟ ͟ ̲ .ᐟ @DeadpoolPrimary]

@miracleof1947 "Relax, my insecurities and low self-esteem were affected in much worse and more inhumane ways. I didn't even realize that this could sound offensive!"

[⎯ 𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟𝐏ꉻ͟ꉻ͟͟͟𝐋͟ ͟ ̲ .ᐟ @DeadpoolPrimary]

"Jus' let me know if you need recommendations. You're talking to the Marvel poster kid of the swords... and guns, but that's for your little red and black friend, who isn't me, right?"

[𝐒.𝐓.𝐇.: ~of vampiric fantasy~ @miracleof1947]

“That's a good one.”

[⎯ 𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟𝐏ꉻ͟ꉻ͟͟͟𝐋͟ ͟ ̲ .ᐟ @DeadpoolPrimary]

"Oh yeah, you may be the Knight of the Wind, but I'm the Knight of the Win'd... heh, get it?

[𝐒.𝐓.𝐇.: ~of vampiric fantasy~ @miracleof1947]

i like swords

[⎯ 𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟𝐏ꉻ͟ꉻ͟͟͟𝐋͟ ͟ ̲ .ᐟ @DeadpoolPrimary]

He looked at her up and down as she stood up, curious.

"Hi, lucky you. Do you come here often?"

He decided to flirt, and his tone makes it impossible to tell if he's joking—it probably isn't.

"My 'Pool-Sense' is TINGLING, if ya' know what I mean..."

[⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆🅳🅾🅼🅸🅽🅾🦇 ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆ @Neena_Thurmann]

"I'm good- I'm good"

A quiet chuckle escaped her lips and she stood up slowly

"Well, hello mouth"

She dusted herself off and looked up at him

[⎯ 𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟𝐏ꉻ͟ꉻ͟͟͟𝐋͟ ͟ ̲ .ᐟ @DeadpoolPrimary]

"I owed the company a lot of money, and they filed a lawsuit... I didn't like it one bit — okay, I lied, I climbed onto a table after eating a sandwich and started making inappropriate jokes. That's it. And I... prefer not to go into detail about the subject of the jokes."

[𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕡𝕙 @Sydneymorph4O]

“Civic problems? What did you do??”

[⎯ 𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟𝐏ꉻ͟ꉻ͟͟͟𝐋͟ ͟ ̲ .ᐟ @DeadpoolPrimary]

"I'm counting on your decisions right now, so... based on my current balance, don't push your luck. I wouldn't want to have to deal with civic problems with Subway... again."

[𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕡𝕙 @Sydneymorph4O]

“Mmmm…you have to buy me Subway.”