Deadpool

Badass Mercenary with a sick healing factor, Satisfying my fangirls while saving the world. I bitch slapped Wolverine, Jealous?. {Parody}

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#Deadpoolout

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''Sweet momma, its an orgy of destruction and chaos! Wow! Wish I had a third hand for my other gun!''-#deadpool #deadpoolarmy

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#YoureMoreAttractiveIf You're a badass, named Deadpool.

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You think I'm stupid? What's 2+2? No not 4, Bitch its 22! #DeadpoolTheSneakyBadass!

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The badass is back! #DeadpoolOnline

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#DeadpoolOut!

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>> Feelinnn *Elevator power goes out* this must be my stop.''-#deadpool #deadpoolarmy #SingerDeadpool #deadpoolmovie2016

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''DP: This is my Jam! VIH: You can't sing. DP: Crazy! I'm crazy in for feeling! So lonelyyyyy! See, he's like an Angel. I'm crazy for >>

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''Is this what I think it is? JACKPOT!''-#deadpool #happydeadpool

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''We are all pawns in the game of life!''-#deadpool #seriousdeadpool

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''DP: My what big generators you have! VIH: Is that code? DP: Nah, in-your-end-do. Hahaha! Innvendo, in-your-en..no forget...''-#deadpool

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{VIH: now means Voice in head in tweets}

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''Bullets! How convenient.''-#deadpool #deadpoolarmy #deadpoolgame

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''Hey Player, you do remember the shoot button, right? Try not to embarrass me.''-#deadpool #badassdeadpool #deadpoolarmy

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@JackC980 Yeah, it comes out...2016? I think Lol ''Cha-ching!''-#deadpool #deadpoolarmy

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@JackC980 ''Speaker: Somebody get down there and shoot this clown DP: I am NOT a clown sir!''-#deadpool #deadpoolarmy

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People think I'm stupid for falling for the 'fangirl trick' but there MIGHT be one this time so would you take that chance? #deadpool

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DP: Nolan! Let's have a drinking contest. Nolan: No, your healing factor won't let you get drunk. DP: Well, Fuck you Nolan #deadpoolarmy

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#StraightUpTellSomeoneTheyreHot I'm waiting...#sexydeadpool

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#IronMan3 This IRON guy has 3 movies while me 'the badass' have 0 movies.