Aloysius Schwablenocher

Amateur human, amateur father, amateur woodworker, amateur comedian, amateur musician and professional dabbler.

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@stephenasmith

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@AgathaChocolats “Frankly my dear, I don’t give refunds.”

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Nokia Chameleon #CameraBandsAndSongs

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@MrRaceBannon Bill And Ted’s Foreskin Adventure

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@jilanny @MrRaceBannon V: Foreskin of the Jedi

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@charley_ck14 The Foreskin Before Time

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@AgathaChocolats You’re home. Good. We’re outta bacon.

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Never having to say you’re sorry. #WhatParenthoodMeansToMe

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#SciFiFathersAdvice

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#DadsSaveTheDayBy introducing themselves after someone has announced that they are hungry.

[Rich (Dad Bod) @ricosuave60]

#DadsSaveTheDayBy “loaning” money to the kids…. Loaning… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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#DadsSaveTheDayBy getting laid… chances are your mom wasn’t even in the mood.

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@KaylaChowShow

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@billg18211 @samiamnurnot @RickWrightNow Diet

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Federal minimum wage:

2009: $7.25
2010: $7.25
2011: $7.25
2012: $7.25
2013: $7.25
2014: $7.25
2015: $7.25
2016: $7.25
2017: $7.25
2018: $7.25
2019: $7.25
2020: $7.25
2021: $7.25

How is this acceptable?

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@UncleDuke1969

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@RickWrightNow He’s no Bob Kahn, I’ll tell you that much!

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@JellyStilettos

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@Scnightblade @RickWrightNow Now I’ve seen some shit! Let me change my answer…

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@thexybeatht Statistically speaking, probably the Black Death. 🤓