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[WOOFER @DeafKidHears]

Organic foods are all the rage rn. I'm on the opposite side of the spectrum tho. I wanna see some crazy-ass GMOs like skinless potatoes, stemless grapes, pre-popped corn, bananas with zippers, or lemons with a USB port. Lets get WILD already farmers of America!

[WOOFER @DeafKidHears]

I found this in my drafts and it has only continued:

I hope, in 100 years, historians will refer to the insane amount of historical events that have happened in the last several years as “The Harambe Decline.” It’s all been downhill since that majestic ape was taken from us.

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

"Let’s recreate the Tim Walz photo op, but instead of feeding children in school how about we drive some trans kids to suicide"

[WOOFER @DeafKidHears]

@Pareidoliac Look up the account “Softpourn” on Instagram (teehee silly name, but he just makes coffee content). He just posted a video on how he makes French press coffee. Although at the end he does pour it through a paper filter anyway lol

[WOOFER @DeafKidHears]

@Pareidoliac Please! It’s always the shittiest quality, deep fried, turbo corrupted elevators_music.mp3 file and LOUD AF for no reason.

[WOOFER @DeafKidHears]

@MechaPaddington Nice. Wai and Colin smoking that Gouda shit 😎🍃🔥

[Jager And Yarn @JagerAndYarn]

@IAGovernor Iowa law enforcement spoke out in 2021, that you relaxing gun rules was a "risk of public safety”
You did it anyway.

https://t.co/zSCiry4fch

[WOOFER @DeafKidHears]

@NickKendellMHH @Mr_Boggins Unfortunately, I hear they have no beer there…

[WOOFER @DeafKidHears]

@RAYGUNshirts We CAN, in fact, keep getting away with it.

[WOOFER @DeafKidHears]

If this happens, @RAYGUNshirts needs to make a “technically” Big Ten Champions shirt in black and gold.

[The College Huddle 🎙️ @CollegeHuddle]

Per source, the Big Ten is expected to receive more information from the NCAA regarding the sign-stealing scandal allegations this week.

This will not likely result in a postseason ban (no B1G Championship game for Michigan), but if it does, the Big Ten will likely award the Big Ten Championship to Iowa.

Even in the event of a postseason ban, Ohio State will not play in place of Michigan.

[WOOFER @DeafKidHears]

@KurtBenkert Being a fired NFL coach gotta be one of the best jobs in the world and this guy is working 2 of jobs. Haha living the dream.

Plus, he can probably get hired as a coach on another team if he really wanted to.

[WOOFER @DeafKidHears]

@NickKendellMHH

[WOOFER @DeafKidHears]

Can someone please help me figure out a way for me to listen to all the music, podcasts, and audiobooks I want to listen to all at the same time?

So much media I want to consume, but only two ears that only kinda work.

[Andrew Downs @AndrewCDowns]

This is the best thing a Cyclone has done since inventing the computer.

[taylor @GeorgeTaylorG]

It’s insane how beautiful life can be

[WOOFER @DeafKidHears]

@NickKendellMHH Uhhhh… idk if our Prius C is gonna be able to get us to the hike with you 😅

[BootlegButtons @BootlegButtons2]

Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind.

[WOOFER @DeafKidHears]

@Pareidoliac I’ve had it pre-installed days before release, but I’ve been so busy with the move that I haven’t been able to even start the game yet 🥲

[WOOFER @DeafKidHears]

The USWNT is so much fun to watch.

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

🎂 Birthday goals >>>>>>>

[WOOFER @DeafKidHears]

@MechaPaddington Schrödinger's Jacket: until we see the fit pic we cannot know whether the jacket is truly rad or ridiculous.