livcorey

[livcorey @Deafkidquotes]

*holds baby*
DK: "it's really weird to feel someone pooping and farting in my lap "

[livcorey @Deafkidquotes]

I'm a Doberman. Discover which #dog breed you are!

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[livcorey @Deafkidquotes]

"you should check out Olivia's parking"
DK:"uhhh what about me twerking?"
"no parking"
DK:"oh wow that's awkward"

[livcorey @Deafkidquotes]

@clairee_kightt aw thanks Claire love ya

[livcorey @Deafkidquotes]

@sibeal_lundie thank you!!! I'm gonna miss you so much this year 😩😩😩

[livcorey @Deafkidquotes]

@lindsayanne191 thank you!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[livcorey @Deafkidquotes]

@bevinyh thank you ❤️😊

[livcorey @Deafkidquotes]

in a movie: tree house falls onto a man
DK: "well he's dead as a plank"

[The Female Book @thefemaleboook]

Just in case anyone needs help, the Bible has all the answers 💕

[livcorey @Deafkidquotes]

DK:"she is sassy as... molasses"

[livcorey @Deafkidquotes]

#MyMaddenPrediction for #SB50 = #PanthersWin! Let's see who @EAMaddenNFL picks on Monday... https://t.co/rszukEyAXY https://t.co/2gXBZ8maDv

[Natalie @ntldehaan]

When the academy calls and you think its gonna be a 2 hr delay but then they tell you that its a "regular schedule"

[makayla :) @makchavis]

phone: "This is NRCA calling with an important announcement.."

me: https://t.co/i1HddeixiC

[livcorey @Deafkidquotes]

thankful for all of them ❤️❤️❤️

[livcorey @Deafkidquotes]

@lindsayanne191 everything scares you lindsay... you would have no problem with this 😂

[livcorey @Deafkidquotes]

sis:"I want a little cactus" DK:"WAIT YOUR CAT DIED?WHAT? HOW? YOU HAVE A CAT? uh you don't have a cat... wait what did you say again?

[livcorey @Deafkidquotes]

kids @nerca: how is our chick-fil-a gonna be warm if the powers out?
DK: "Put it in the sun"

[livcorey @Deafkidquotes]

DK"pros of being deaf... if I don't want to talk to you I'll just pretend I didn't hear you and walk away"

[livcorey @Deafkidquotes]

DK:"you're growing fungus in your pants?"