Deaglan

Expolring the infinite abyss.

[Deaglan @Deaglan92]

Has anyone else ever pondered why we use the word “sexy”? Looking for the rule that I can transpose, but I just can’t muster the strength to start describing my dinner as “The eatiest meal I’ve seen all week”

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That part of the M6 after you’ve just paid your toll always feels like a strange circuit on Mario kart if Birmingham City Council had been involved with the game design and I don’t appreciate the unnecessary anxiety.

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@Ticketline please can someone reply to me , I still haven’t received my tickets for a gig tonight

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@AccessBolton Hello, do you have a phone number for someone in children’s services to advise businesses? I keep getting through to the emergency safeguarding team

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@AccessBolton @boltoncouncil I just need to get through to someone in children’s services, the switchboard hangs up when i am directed through

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@boltoncouncil would you have a contact for someone in children’s services within Bolton to provide some advice?

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getting tagged in those "top 20 names who will get a dog/drink some water/tell you to f*off for constant notifications"#PerksOfAnUnusualName

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Best day of my life when flying goose sriricha started following me in insta

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Just give me one fine day of plain sailing weather...

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@matthewickens @kammo1958

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Tonight's fierce basket inspiration by @TopGunLargeCoed
💛🖤💪🏼🐯@MaylinTsang @Deaglan92 @Jon_c1987 & Lewis #MotivationMonday #tglc #baskets

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@ItsFoodPorn @emilyylouisee5

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@kammo1958 i heard they got rid of that in the last update

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Recently had a look on twitter for the first time in a while, why is it all reused memes and adverts for bras that looks like corsets 🙄

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@arondotcom_ 🙄

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@CrossCountryUK just paid £10 for wifi and it's taken me 8 minutes to load twitter and send this tweet. Not sure about the value for money

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@rachel_emily_ ....because I have no idea what I'm doing and life is one big cruel game 😅

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@rachel_emily_ deal

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@rachel_emily_ I'm not nearly ready to be an adult

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How has it been this long ? @rachel_emily_ https://t.co/mmAXScYwfj

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@rachel_emily_ ARE YOU IN AFRICA YET???