Deal-A-Meal

I am not affiliated with the actual Deal-A-Meal, but I'm much more awesome!

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@kneee_antho @megadis13 @Crushinat0r I suggest tofu paste with an extra unsalted cracker

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“@sotmkblog: Where's @Dealameal been?” I've been on a liquid diet of prune juice. And I've never felt so regular!

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Preparing my thanksgiving feast of boiled peas and tofu right now. What diet foods are you making for the big day?

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I vote for dieting!

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I'm ready for my trick or treaters. Every kid gets three grains of a crystal light packet this year, and a cup of water.

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The best buffet is a closed buffet.

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Just made a great salad of tofu, rice, and air.

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It's Friday, so you can splurge on a treat today. Enjoy one Oreo, then walk it off for three hours.

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The Deal-a-Meal equivalent of a Food and Wine Festival is a Fiber and Water Dance Party.

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@Dibadisney whoever came up with that game must have lost their marbles

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Instead of Candy Land, kids should be playing Veggie Land. Now that's a positive role model of a board game!

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How about a fun healthy board game for kids, like Happy Skinny Hippos?

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And seriously...someone needs to regulate kids board games. Hungry Hungry Hippos? What a bad example. Teaching kids to gorge on food.

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We keep hoping for an endorsement from Gary Hart. Gary seems to like rice and other diet food.

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@BufferflyBrie @idetestyou Everyone loves Wilford Brimley. He got us to eat oatmeal. Too bad oatmeal is calorie rich and fattening.

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Today is national pancake day!!! Celebrate Deal-a-Meal style - eat a handful of flour while watching an IHOP commercial.

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Don't forget to buy your Halloween candy this year. One pea per child, please. Of course, uncooked and unseasoned.

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@Dibadisney @megadis13 based on that question, I'm not sure you're using a full deck

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@Dibadisney put the extra fork in the garbage disposal

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@Dibadisney only if you want to eat the settlers. And they have too many calories for one meal.