Deam | Uh |

*dies*

[Isaac 🍸 @Isaac2003_v2]

So fun fact. Ants are so small and relatively air resistant, that their terminal velocity is only ~4 mph

That's not fast enough to harm them. So they can fall from any height and be fine

[vesper ❤︎ @fadingvows]

why is her other hand in her ass crack

[min!🇲🇽 @killzqsy]

Ahh siissi

[CURSED @SakupenCircles]

dont think theres actually a public video of me doing predrop tbf

[eggpie @eggslut2]

I think its fun that birds will just walk really far if they want to show you something cause they know your featherless ass cant keep up if they fly

[j.y.e ☭ @jyesinner]

não posso aceitar o méxico levando todo o crédito sendo que nós brasileiro também trabalhamos duro por isso

[Nardo “1000” Bando @NardoBando]

“It’s not good, but at least the vending machine isn’t a sex criminal

[I Love Lonesome Gavlan @HeWheelsHeDeals]

I asked my boss if I should apply for this promotion and he told me “it can be hard to set aside positive feelings you have for your coworkers when you have to be their supervisor”

I said very quickly, “I don’t have any of those feelings” and he just looked at me like this

[Helenuki 🎀 @iamhelenuki]

"Paliza no fue"

[¿Por qué es tendencia en México? @TendenciasMX]

Dibu Martínez :
Reciben con abucheos y chiflidos al portero altanero de Argentina en su retorno a las ligas de Francia.
😔
Adoro los finales felices.
🤫

[Rincón Curioso @RincnCuriosoo]

XD

[Ysinodro @ElErizalde]

Los brasileños viendo que los argentinos culpan a los mexicanos del hate que están recibiendo.

[Amia @ak1y2m2]

i was targeting a guy with an israeli avatar in mm2 and this is the way he died

[Naz @nazbowling102]

Imagine finally graduating from spy school in China only to find out your first assignment is dating a man known as the roach lord