Dean Camp

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Photos Of Everyday People Before And After They Signed The Release Form https://t.co/pAzp4mtGDH

[Jim McGrath @jgm41]

Mission complete. #Remembering41

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Happy Halloween

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Watching the Dodgers/Red Sox final innings. It is amazing how a manager takes out a pitcher who is loose & dominating through almost 7 innings, Rich Hill of Dodgers, and brings in nervous reliever(s) who get shellacked. 4 run lead gone. Managers do it all the time, big mistake!

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[FakeBaldwin @fake_baldwin]

Today we will be serving

East Asian food and...

*rolls dice*

Warm applesauce

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

When you consider that nothing matters, checking nutrition facts, being vegan, voting, loving your spouse, getting out of bed each day, it’s all pretty meaningless. Soon the sun will eat the earth and nothing you’ve ever heard of will even exist at all.

Eat Arby’s

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The world lost a great man in John McCain. He was an honorable, kind, brave and fundamentally decent human being. If only there were more such people in the world.

[Chenzo @Chenzo]

This generation would not last a second in Xbox 360 game chat 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Wow this really blew up. Make sure you check out my mixtape. https://t.co/8GGxjfbeL0

[gabs @GabbieBrandt]

Cults in high school:

•Show choir kids
•Girls who think being obsessed with Disney movies counts as having a personality
•The percussion section of the band
•Debate kids
•Kids who play that magic card game
•Guys who carry around a gallon of water
•Trench coat kids

[Jpac™️ @__jpacski__09]

Did your parents make you get a job at 16?

Rt for yes
Like for no

Trying to prove a point.

[Eli Hostetler @eli_hostetler]

Nirvana is finding the balance of commitment to the game ‘what are the odds’ vs your commitment to your sexuality.

[Fallout @Fallout]

"When the fighting has stopped, and the fallout has settled..."

“#Fallout76 - the newest game from Bethesda Game Studios. See more at the #BE3 Showcase – June 10th @ 6:30pm PT

[Battlefield @Battlefield]

Shhh... not long now.
Tune in for the #Battlefield V reveal on May 23: https://t.co/kpTnOyxuxr

[Dr Grandayy @grandayy]

This is from an official White House video
We live in the greatest timeline