Dean Martinez

MIL Brewers alum 1982-1986 | Usually my son tells me what to tweet | #canucks and #bluejays fan

[Dean Martinez @DeanEatz]

Wembanyama is a dirty player and literally no one talks about it

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Fixing canada starts with a complete overhaul of the CRA website

It’s a joke and a reflection of the inefficiencies in gov

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Paradise writers with a nice Easter egg putting a Castellanos home run on the news segment right before the volcano eruption 😂😂😂

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St Pats just hacks the hell out of u and hopes the refs miss it because they’re all 5’8 and below

Crazy gameplan

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I think this Vancouver city councillor was definitely handing out drugs on Christmas Day! He looked rattled!

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Brad West seems to be cutting a lot of trees down lately… Does everyone just not care that Saputo plant takes up like 5% of the city?

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There’s a war against the Mexican army from the cartel going on right now and people wonder why border security is a big deal

Innocent civilians and Mexican soldiers are being killed and it’s happening not THAT far away people

But I’m sure you’re trip to cancun is still booked

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@feelsdesperate And yet you’ve probably only ever been to Toronto / Mtl / Van

Anyone who really lives here knows you’re spewing garbage

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@Cernovich Funny because we say the exact same thing about you

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Step 1) Take a Canadian tragedy story and place it in small Midwest US town…

Step 2) Start production without even naming the show

3) Profit off hockey trend

This is seriously gross

[Netflix @netflix]

Here's your first behind the scenes look at a new hockey drama starring Michelle Monaghan, Isaac Arellanes, Josh Macqueen, Costa D'angelo, Ethan Holder, Shai Chaise, Carter Shimp, and Caleb Baumann.

A championship high-school hockey team in Minnesota must rebuild after a terrible tragedy — looking to their coach's widow to lead the way.

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@Shawn_Spradling Paxton and Aumont belong in a museum… Not on a serious baseball roster. Theyre obviously having swinger parties with Ernie Whitt and his wife because damn!

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@ShiDavidi What the hell is Aumont doing on this roster?? Are we being serious right now… The guy’s knee deep in cow shit half the week and boozing at the rink the rest of it! I mean seriously!?

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So it seems like the Canucks can’t seem to win because they can’t mesh as a team. I think the Vancouver escort industry needs to step their game up, it hasn’t been the same since about 2012 and oh… would you look at that… that also happens to be the year I divorced!

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@MLFootball Mackenzie Bobo looks like a man

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Puka Nacua is literally doing nothing wrong… The internet jumping on him this week is crazy.

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Quinn Hughes can go rot in Somalia

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No amount of geeks with computers will convince me that going for 2 down 14 is the right decision ever…

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I’m sick of this go for 2pt twice BS

Greg Olsen is a dumb sack of steroids

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taking away SNAP payments might be the thing that gets Vancouver the Grizzlies back

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@natesalmon__ no one gives af