Dean Hennessee

“you’re like a sexy young Dr. Eggman from Sonic”

[Dean Hennessee @DeanHennessee]

I become a priest but instead of “Godspeed” I say “Gopissgirl”

[Dean Hennessee @DeanHennessee]

Wendy’s lady said “here u go handsome” as she handed me my food

[gabaghoul ♡ @gabby_frost]

do NOT donate to politicians asking for money because of roe v wade being overturned right now. donate it to abortion funds instead!!!

[Dean Hennessee @DeanHennessee]

@nonexistentdad “but nothing happened” is not what I’m seeing here

[Dean Hennessee @DeanHennessee]

nothing like going to sleep early to avoid thinking abt someone only for my brain to be like “have I got the perfect co-star for your dream:)”

[Dean Hennessee @DeanHennessee]

i was about to just order an iced coffee and a pack of almonds and call that dinner but even I know that’s too far

[Freeman @FreemzTTV]

Don’t take your kids to drag shows.

[Liam Gareau @liamgareau]

Everywhere on June 1st

[Dean Hennessee @DeanHennessee]

woke up this morning and none of my lights or outlets worked. Not the whole apartment, just my room. Happy pride month 🥳

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of Fried Rice

[Dean Hennessee @DeanHennessee]

today my manager tried to get me to mediate a dispute between two middle aged women fighting over charcuterie boards, which I feel like is definitely an OSHA violation

[Dean Hennessee @DeanHennessee]

@ojoy504 nah u got it

[Dean Hennessee @DeanHennessee]

false alarm besties we washed that dumb bitch juice down w/ water and went to sleep

[Dean Hennessee @DeanHennessee]

contemplating making a choice that will only hurt myself :~)

[Dean Hennessee @DeanHennessee]

when ur best friend is ur manager so she has to begin every correction with “this is totally not a read, but”

[Dean Hennessee @DeanHennessee]

how do I let my gay dentist know that he doesn’t have to fist bump me at the end of my appointments

[Dean Hennessee @DeanHennessee]

love that my body is like “hey so ur balding but also if u don’t pluck every week I’ll give you a unibrow <3” like what sense does that make bestie

[gender of the day @genderoftheday]

Today's gender is no.