Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.
It's been nitch until recently some pompous fuck said it the wrong way and everybody is so NPC brainrotted they started doing it too. Like how "porsche" is suddenly two syllables
Most normies don't understand that water has an absurdly high specific heat capacity. They have no idea. They'll microwave soup for 30 seconds and are so puzzled, then they microwave a chicken breast for two minutes to create microwave a la tsar bomba
i have a kink basically i love when she loves me. i love when she says i'm handsome or she's proud of me or when she says i love you. this is a kink, apparently. praise kink they call it
How are you supposed to buy groceries and it costs hundreds of dollars for like a weeks worth of food and if you decide to go out instead it’s like $25 to go to Burger King like should everyone just die
Always keep cash and a blade or blunt object on you. I was walking home one night and a guy on a bmx bike asked if I wanted to buy it. He requested a mere $10. I knew he stole it, but I had spraypaint at my house so I took him up on the deal. Then he inquired where he could get crack. It was 3 am but I knew just the place, so I directed him there whilst doing bunny hops and riding lazily on the back pegs. Then the crack dealer asked me about the bike and offered me $20 for it. Never accept the first offer. I told him i had it for years and was really sentimental about it, the guy who sold it to me earlier didn't utter a word because I already flashed the boxcutter I keep in my crewsocks when I went to grab the $10 earlier for him. We eventually settled on a trade of 3 grams of meth for it. I tell you this because I want you to remember that the whole world doesn't exist behind a screen, but rather with people who actually who go outside with an open mind. You always have to be ready to kill people though
my girl was really struggling and i suggested volunteering bc giving back to the community is gets you out of your own head, forms connections, makes you grateful for what u have etc etc.. today she signed up to be a DEATH DOULA and I’m like??? girl I meant DELIVERING MEALS