You match with 2 girls on tinder. One is named Marcelle and the other is a stripper. Naturally, you and the stripper form an inserperable bond, the type you read about. One day her boss is yelling. You intervene. Her boss shoots you in the kneecap. You should’ve hit up Marcelle.
This is another regular season game for the Packers, for the bears however it’s their Super Bowl. The bears are 4-26 against the Packers the last 30 games but literally any bears fan will say caleb williams is 1-0 at Lambeau, and if the bears win Sunday they’ll be saying for a year williams is 2-0 at Lambeau. Congrats if you beat the Packers bears because that will always be your Super Bowl