Dean Horner

[Dean Horner @DeanHorner_]

You match with 2 girls on tinder. One is named Marcelle and the other is a stripper. Naturally, you and the stripper form an inserperable bond, the type you read about. One day her boss is yelling. You intervene. Her boss shoots you in the kneecap. You should’ve hit up Marcelle.

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@Senators Ottawa ICE

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@MLFootball @KennyKing_Jr @lexiosborne @Xommanders @KingOfPhinland @TitleTalkTCL @thebengalorian @LicensePlateGuy @DustBaker @vountee @RavensTalkPod Orlo, Clark, Aikman

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@PCK3RS

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@barstoolchicago Luther Burden

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

PACKERS DONT RUN

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@TheCheeseKing__

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Telling the 1st seed team that you are their superbowl

[Daniel @G0PACKGO10]

This is another regular season game for the Packers, for the bears however it’s their Super Bowl. The bears are 4-26 against the Packers the last 30 games but literally any bears fan will say caleb williams is 1-0 at Lambeau, and if the bears win Sunday they’ll be saying for a year williams is 2-0 at Lambeau. Congrats if you beat the Packers bears because that will always be your Super Bowl

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@Anthony_Rivardo Matt Nagy

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Caleb williams is unsackable

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@Peter_Bukowski I’d appreciate it if packer fans would use Caleb’s proper pronouns when referring to him (Dad/Father/Daddy)

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@Jerrythekid21 At this point I watch to know who to exclude from my parlays

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@ThereWBBourbon @davebfr Came into the league as Superman, leaving as DR Freeze

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@DeptOfGovtEffic @MLFootball @LicensePlateGuy @StephieSmallls @TheDougRush @TommyG105 @GiantsCarbCrush @NYG_Nation10 He wants to coach, badly.

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@BarstoolBigCat Maybe Gruden can still work out of the Barstool NY office while he’s coaching Dart next year

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John Gruden coaching Skat, Dart and the #NYGiants would feed families for a decade

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@EvinKnowsBall

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@GermanTexan83 @DAZN_DE Same in canada

[Dean Horner @DeanHorner_]

@ConnerHKnapp approaching
10.1 with 5 hours to go. How we feeling?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Good Luck Cat. Retweet for good gambling luck tomorrow