Dr. House

[Dr. House @DeanHouston1]

@AskPlayStation Step 1: Purchase a PS5...fuck

[Dr. House @DeanHouston1]

@MartensvilleSK How do they determine that 9th St.N is a priority street? Wouldn't priority streets be the ones that are actually paved?

[Lisa Gilroy @TheLisaGilroy]

My acting teacher told us to perform a dramatic monologue from any movie and I did mine from Austin Powers and no one noticed.

[Dr. House @DeanHouston1]

@PostCredPod @brotips @Tilly_Time this is great

[Lana Berry @Lana]

“does your person have a mustache?”

[Dr. House @DeanHouston1]

@MensHumor Allen the commandos are in the trees

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

National anthem before the game is the dumbest shit ever just sing it one time before the season why do we need to listen to some old song Chris Columbus wrote 50 years ago. Just start the god damn game

[Dr. House @DeanHouston1]

@K_Simons84 Meh you get used to it if you dont pay much attention.

[Dr. House @DeanHouston1]

@sasktel we are at turtle lake Sk. And every weekend the service is the worst with the excess amount of people on the lake. Can you guys boost your tower for better service!

[Brotips @brotips]

A man tried to shoot protesters with a bow and arrow in Salt Lake City..It didn't end well for him.
https://t.co/fZDdkkBDB0

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement https://t.co/rf1vIFgXdn

[Dr. House @DeanHouston1]

@ParanormalPuppy @SimpsonsQOTD I hope you also love Johnny Cash as well! He voiced that Coyote amazingly well haha

[Dr. House @DeanHouston1]

@CineplexMovies Cop out. Friggin humor at its finest

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

I was bored.

[Dr. House @DeanHouston1]

@Strain42 @SimpsonsQOTD Lets not forget about that purple monkey dishwasher part

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

hey now
you’re a horse girl
get your mane on
eat hay
hey now
you’re a horse, girl
nail your shoes on
scream neigh

[Dr. House @DeanHouston1]

@AndrewAstor @Sethrogen You cant even smoke that by yourself man

[Shane Wenzel @ShaneWenzel]

There’s some satisfaction here

[Dr. House @DeanHouston1]

@mayo1880 Ill take 2 shots of potato please

[Dr. House @DeanHouston1]

@CineplexMovies Motorbike!!?? No one is neither fast nor furious on a motorbike!