Dean Is Concerned

Dean is a Very Good Boy adopted from a rescue in 2017. He's got a lot on his mind. #DeanIsConcerned

Catch his reels on Instagram at @dean_is_concerned.

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I really don't appreciate it when I let someone borrow a book and they return it with dog-eared pages. #DeanIsConcerned #DeanTheDog #Dean #Puns

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When you go to post something funny in the comments but someone has already said it.

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Clarification: I don't mean the scene was anti-climatic. Just that I wouldn't have been distracted with boring adult life while it was going on if I had known.

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Ya'll. I've finally been watching the 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' series in the background and Buffy and Spike finally consummated their unholy relationship while I was paying my Kohl's credit card bill online. I've never experienced something more anti-climatic in my life.

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I don't even have any Kohl's cash to show for it.

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Watching a movie with Mom, and there have been two scenes with the protagonist couple getting frisky.

Mom during scene 1: "On the stairs?!"
Mom during scene 2: "Cover your eyes. You're too young."

I'm 44 and on my second marriage.... 🙃

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Me at the grocery store: "I should buy some extra eggs so we can dye them this weekend."

HERE ARE THE EGGS I BOUGHT. 🤦‍♀️

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Pro: My husband is in town and he's giving me a nice back massage.

Con: He just asked me, "Are you about a size 12?" a la 'Silence of the Lambs.'

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My husband: "I wonder if Hokas are going to be the new New Balance."
Me: [gestures toward the walking shoes my doctor suggested to me] "You understand those blue shoes over there are Hokas?"
Husband: "I do."
Me: 😐

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Actual.

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The Texas Chain Seesaw Massacre

#AddAWordFixAMovie

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Love, Classified Documents

#AddAWordFixAMovie

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Microwavable Pan's Labyrinth
#AddAWordFixAMovie

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At amusement parks, my parents would find random people to watch my brother and me while they went on rollercoasters we were too little to ride. It was the 80s. 🤷 #ThatsMyFamily

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When you've had a day, but it's Dry January so you pick a different unhealthy coping mechanism.

#DryJanuary #CopingMechanism #CookieDough #Pillsbury

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He then whispers, "There's toilet paper hanging out of the back of your pants," and I feel the gentle tugging of a length of TP grazing my buttocks and waistband. 😐

#NewYearSameMe

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At the grocery store, and my husband comes up behind me and whispers in my ear, "Don't move. DON'T MOVE." I tensed up, thinking I was about to step in something gross or there is a spider on me...

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I have "Low" aka "Apple Bottom Jeans" to the tune of "Feliz Navidad" stuck in my head. Thanks, Internet. 😐

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My coffee maker died. Now I know how all those Taylor Swift fans feel. 😭

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If I wake up with diabetes tomorrow, this is why.

#ChristmasTreeCakes #IceCream #LittleDebbie @LittleDebbie

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Oh no 🤦‍♀️ Poor guy. 😂💦