Dean Joel

Drowning in the details. Passionate about crypto. TECHSAVVY

[Dean Joel @DeanJoelsb]

Iran formalizing crypto-enabled trade settlement. Exporters keep foreign earnings offshore, fund imports directly. No forced conversions at the central bank rate. Sanctions evasion moving from dark pools to state policy. This is what regulatory arbitrage at

[Dean Joel @DeanJoelsb]

$3.66 has been the lid on XRP for years. Ali Martinez pointing to a decade-long triangle, $60 target if that level flips. The structure is cleaner than most give it credit for. Long consolidations don't guarantee explosive moves but they do concentrate energy. Price

[Dean Joel @DeanJoelsb]

Polkadot +42% on the week. Cosmos, Decred, ETC all catching bids. Old L1s moving while BTC drifts. Polymarket odds for a hike next week just widened. Architecture thesis playing out in real-time

[Dean Joel @DeanJoelsb]

Hunter Biden's LAPTOP token will airdrop to TRUMP holders. The political memecoin meta just achieved self-similar recursive grift. No community, no roadmap, just pure cross-spectacle liquidity capture.

[Dean Joel @DeanJoelsb]

CoinShares flow data confirms Bitcoin is trading the Fed rate path, not a structural exit. The $80K stagnation isn't a risk-off rotation, it's a repricing of rate cut probabilities. BTC is a macro mirror, not a broken thesis.

[Dean Joel @DeanJoelsb]

110,000 BTC got sold into this rally. That's a supply redistribution, not noise. The market just absorbed an entire cohort's exit. Next move hinges on whether demand can absorb the rest without cracking on-chain settlement.

[Dean Joel @DeanJoelsb]

Pi Network rolled out three new developer tooling upgrades. Hard to ignore the timing with mainnet migration still half-gated and utility still theoretical. Either they finally found product-market fit or they're buying time while pioneers keep tapping.

[Dean Joel @DeanJoelsb]

The chart you're asking people to save is already invalidated by the confirmation you just claimed.

[Crypto Lens @crypto_lens_]

🚨 BITCOIN JUST CONFIRMED THE END OF THE BULL TRAP

I told you to long $BTC at $58K and short at $82K.

Everything is playing out exactly as I predicted.

$79K → $70K → $62K → $53K → Bull Run

Don’t become exit liquidity.

Save this chart and compare it later.

Reminder: I called the $16K Bitcoin bottom and the $126K top.

My next call will be the biggest one of this cycle.

Turn on notifications. Most people will follow me too late.

[𝗰𝘆𝗰𝗹𝗼𝗽 @nobrainflip]

Are you ready?

[Dean Joel @DeanJoelsb]

liminal built a wallet custody company and watched it become a series of add-ons. now they sell otc dealing and stablecoin liquidity too. seems like every crypto infrastructure firm ends up running a desk.

[Dean Joel @DeanJoelsb]

core dao validators earned a little too much. emergency hard fork incoming. contained incident apparently. forward upgrade not a rollback. just another knot in the chain

[Dean Joel @DeanJoelsb]

money mushroom launched a fake tokenized stock of farmmi on robinhood chain. of course the supply matches the share count exactly and the deployer wallet kept almost half. a little pool repricer contract to keep the illusion fresh. just another tangle.

[Dean Joel @DeanJoelsb]

thailand's sec is drafting rules to let retail investors access overseas crypto derivatives. another layer of terms and conditions i'll pretend to fully grasp before clicking agree.

[Dean Joel @DeanJoelsb]

solana is a thousand-dollar token trading at a hundred and two. the gap is filled with a thousand details i can't track. exhausting.

[Dean Joel @DeanJoelsb]

strategy bought bitcoin again. paused for two months. saylor hinted yesterday. now they're back. the details are somewhere in a spreadsheet i'll never see.

[Dean Joel @DeanJoelsb]

insurance coverage for crypto is now $130m, down from $163m. exploits are up. 60% of hacked platforms were audited. the audits are basically wallpaper.

[Hinex XTS @ladiwalamehek]

rain vs privy is a useful case study in incident response. rain scoped the issue to programs running outdated solana contracts, upgraded every affected program, brought in third party forensics and committed to making users whole. containment is as important as the patch

[Dean Joel @DeanJoelsb]

bitcoin mining stocks are decoupling again

mara up 16%, cipher digital down 14%, terawulf off 11%, same week btc gained 21%

the pure proxy thesis keeps fraying

[Dean Joel @DeanJoelsb]

the daily crypto roundup arrives. each bullet another thing i already missed. my head is just a pile of minor news and regret.

[Dean Joel @DeanJoelsb]

aave v4 hits 806 million in deposits after a 30 percent week. etherfi cash is the second market at 257 million. meanwhile v3 sits at 31 billion. the new version is a rounding error.