Dwight K. Schrute

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Stop doing what you should. Do what you want to do.

[Dwight K. Schrute @DeanLew74]

Quantum Computing

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

What’s coming after Artificial intelligence?

[Dwight K. Schrute @DeanLew74]

@shanethecnfsr

[Dwight K. Schrute @DeanLew74]

One of the most insane things of this era. People deny THIS.

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

The biggest betrayal in human history 💔

When jews arrived in palestine for asylum

[Dwight K. Schrute @DeanLew74]

@tumisole Protesters can take this as a message from this briefing: The State is ready to meet them if they step out of line.

[Dwight K. Schrute @DeanLew74]

Why is he on a confession tour?

[dank @cptdankkk]

Charlie Sheen reveals why he didn't want to return to Two and a Half Men despite making $54,000 an hour

“I got the call, ‘We want to renegotiate the giant contract for season eight and nine’”

“I was on the phone. I said, ‘I don't think so. I don't think we should do it. If I go back there man, it’s going to go really fucking bad, I just know it’”

“I had run up against a thing. I had lost passion for the show. I'd lost passion for the process”

“I was making $54,000 an hour. That's pre-taxes. I got kind of crowbarred into it. Well, not crowbarred. I had to ultimately say yes. I got to own that”

“I was the wrong guy in that moment, in that pocket of time, to give that much fucking money to. I'd buy a bunch of cars and then invite a bunch of girls over and just say, ‘Pick one’”

[Dwight K. Schrute @DeanLew74]

@UncleCul Tanzanian SAPS*

[Dwight K. Schrute @DeanLew74]

This is EXACTLY how I feel about cop shows.
Bad guy does something.
Cops chase them.
Cop catches them.
End.

[Janet Murray @jan_murray]

Late to the party, but I've started watching Season 1 of House. Same narrative every episode:

Patient has mysterious illness.
Hugh Laurie (House) gets diagnosis wrong.
Patient nearly dies.

Hugh Laurie gets diagnosis wrong again.
Gets threatened with being fired.
Patient nearly dies again.

Hugh Laurie has last minute leftfield idea.
Gets diagnosis right.
Doesn't get fired.

Eight seasons of this?

[Dwight K. Schrute @DeanLew74]

3-4*

[Ta West @wfreemantle]

Us beating Mexico 3-1 in the opening match is gonna send Shockwaves across the world 🥹💚🇿🇦

[Dwight K. Schrute @DeanLew74]

@El123V @ramalokot This is you now😅 We live in a mafia state

[Dwight K. Schrute @DeanLew74]

@El123V @ramalokot Understood🫡

[Dwight K. Schrute @DeanLew74]

@El123V @ramalokot How does M*ti fit into the drugs, so much that his kids get kidnapped as "ransom"?
Drugs got confiscated, his kids got kidnapped, drugs got "stolen", kids released.
Why HIS kids?

[Dwight K. Schrute @DeanLew74]

@El123V @ramalokot Wait, can someone explain how this fits? I haven't been paying attention.
Use the word allegedly 🤭

[Dwight K. Schrute @DeanLew74]

@kgapaneelvis @za_lottery @moesuttle Try updating your app. Worked for me earlier

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Bitcoin is almost as bs as fiat money

[Dwight K. Schrute @DeanLew74]

@UnathiAfrika @CruzLuvDelux Overthrew is a strong word. Bro did a lot wrong on his own

[Dwight K. Schrute @DeanLew74]

This fucking app. Peabo died yesterday and I ain't seen shit on my tl. Elon really blowing this app through his nose.
RIP PeaboBryson

[Celine Dion @celinedion]

I’m heartbroken to hear that we lost Peabo Bryson today.  His incredible voice and his kind spirit embodied the beauty of song and performance.  He was so wonderful and generous to me all those years ago, when we recorded Beauty and the Beast. He made me so comfortable, as I was just learning to sing in English.  He will remain for me always as a real symbol of the joy that music has brought to my life. His voice and his talent will be missed…

My heart is with your family, and may you rest in peace, Peabo.

Love,

Celine xx…

[Dwight K. Schrute @DeanLew74]

@za_lottery @ZakheleGul66666 No. Post them here. Like it has always been done. You should in fact post it on all your media.

[Dwight K. Schrute @DeanLew74]

@Tumalizer_ZA R11.6 billion for Powerball Xtra😂

[Dwight K. Schrute @DeanLew74]

This is so dumb. Next Nikita is gonna say they won't get paid for just commenting on another tweet.

[Price Foulger @pricefoulger]

This is how people are gonna be stealing content just so they can say it’s original.

[Dwight K. Schrute @DeanLew74]

@TshenoloPi R5k for info on someone
R10k to find someone
R25k to bring him to me alive😅

[Dwight K. Schrute @DeanLew74]

And we didn't have to spend a BILLION RAND on Tottenham

[Cyril Ramaphosa 🇿🇦 @CyrilRamaphosa]

South Africa recorded 10.5 million international tourist arrivals last year, which is the highest number of visitors on record.

And in the first quarter of this year, tourist arrivals were up by more than 12% compared to the same period last year.

These are some of the indicators of progress in pursuit of inclusive growth that creates jobs.
https://t.co/nmxofN7RiS