Dean

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(he/him)

[Dean @DeanLewis2099]

Commercials on @PrimeVideo are now so long that my girlfriend actually decided what she wanted to eat before the movie started.

Needless to say I'm conflicted.

[Dean @DeanLewis2099]

This might be crazy but hear me out;

Jake Lloyd stars in a George Lucas biopic.

Perfect full circle moment.

It's like poetry. It rhymes.

[Dean @DeanLewis2099]

I'd be interested to see the (presumable) increase in microphone sales since the term 'mic drop' was introduced.

My conspiracy theory brain says @rodemics or @shure surely made it a thing on purpose.

[Dean @DeanLewis2099]

@fesshole Fairly Odd Sandwich

[Dean @DeanLewis2099]

Lego Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight should totally release a Batgirl dlc that uses the plot of the cancelled movie.

#lego #batman

[Dean @DeanLewis2099]

@THR This has been happening at every opportunity for years.

[Dean @DeanLewis2099]

@fesshole Did she eat his jizz, or drink it?

[Dean @DeanLewis2099]

@Variety Maybe he was prepping for Marriage Story?

[Dean @DeanLewis2099]

Yes, Timothy lost out on yet another academy award but it's fine cos movies are a dying art form anyway.

[Dean @DeanLewis2099]

@politicalmath I just checked and the BBC is still on so I guess we don't.

[Dean @DeanLewis2099]

@SimuLiu Yeah you can try and downplay this but we all know where it's going and it's scary.

[Dean @DeanLewis2099]

@TheRochaSays My favourite part of this question for me is that it poses an Alien vs Ghostbusters conundrum and both of those movies appeal to complete opposite sides of my personality and taste.

[Dean @DeanLewis2099]

@The4thTurtleNyC If cameras are following him, why would they just conveniently stop filming when he goes back into Clark mode?

[Dean @DeanLewis2099]

@jl8081338793866 @SaltburnChris @fesshole Isn't that the show Warwick Davies hosted?

[Dean @DeanLewis2099]

Hey mister tambourine man play a song for me but maybe just tone it down a bit cos mister harmonica man is really cooking right now.

[Dean @DeanLewis2099]

@fesshole He's getting that free wife thigh.

[Dean @DeanLewis2099]

🎵Been spending most our lives living in capitalist paradise🎵

[Dean @DeanLewis2099]

"They're quiet now".

#AlienEarth

[Dean @DeanLewis2099]

@RMBee They're preparing us for the San Ti invasion.

[Dean @DeanLewis2099]

@AdamRifkin I hope they didn't hit an iceberg.