DeanNewman

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Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines. http://t.co/tn6AxdBTnw

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http://t.co/sf0QKzyzxR I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home.

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Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/0g0E221VhF

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http://t.co/Zst9WUEq3U I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

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http://t.co/38Y2I8d0jo Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

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How do you tell a friend their breath stinks without being rude? "I'm bored, let's brush our teeth!" http://t.co/Lx1lOLz3FH

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I love Clint Westwood easterns. Especially The Bad, the Good and the Handsome. http://t.co/kW8GLqrA

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http://t.co/b7e5WIAf Giving co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails.

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You think life as a woman is hard? Try peeing with an erection. http://t.co/MnMGuAwy

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If I was a plastic surgeon I'd probably spend my free time putting tiny breast implants in my toes. http://t.co/ZHdgnn6E

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