Bar Tender

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[Bar Tender @DeanOfScotland]

For years have carried the guilty of your death to heart.

For years I felt I owe you an apology which I actually do.

For years I have wished that somehow I could right my wrongs.

For years have carried a heavy heart filled with tears n regret bottled in "if only"

[Bar Tender @DeanOfScotland]

@gmltony Since I mute my videos, honestly I'm jealous of deaf people. They don't get to hear the rubbish a lot of people spit daily

[Bar Tender @DeanOfScotland]

It's as if a lot of you trade your brains for blue ticks.

[Ezinne😌 @EzinneamakaO]

You want your pregnant wife that pounds yam to look like pregnant Teni Otedola that just learnt how to fry egg like last year ?

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@realyobarnub I too like that last statement 🤣

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@Hakeem_Onitolo We still haven't seen one Marcelo, one Bale or even one Ribery and you feel you can get two CR7?
Fact is we won't see any replica of these players because the game itself has changed and the hunger has died down. Messi n CR7 are rare and we are blessed to witness them play

[Bar Tender @DeanOfScotland]

@Dir_Martinsz It's okay to be gay.
But pls don't preach it on me pls 🙏

My yansh is nothing compared to those wonderfully and well crafted depression healer,

[Bar Tender @DeanOfScotland]

@yabaleftonline 915÷3(⅗)=305
305×5=1525.

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@Flohairs If the government hasn't increased fees there will be no need to NELFUND. All the borrowed money,none was used to improve our education system. After the coastal highway project,mention just one job it has created or its economy importance to Lagos as a state

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@Flohairs @itzpetkoff @Flohairs
That coastal road you're carrying on your head like birthright is the most useless road ever made by humans. There's no benefit coming from that road instead it puts thousands of people out of jobs, making navigation impossible. I bet you haven't used it yet that's why

[Bar Tender @DeanOfScotland]

@Fallinlovewime Marketing strategy 001 😂

[Bar Tender @DeanOfScotland]

@FabrizioRomano And you wonder why people don't like Arsenal

[Bar Tender @DeanOfScotland]

@ThaBoyYom Real talk fam
Real talk.

[Bar Tender @DeanOfScotland]

@ThaBoyYom Make una leave pressing of neck for Yom. This guy is always on point 😅

[Bar Tender @DeanOfScotland]

@ThaBoyYom @earthto_v I commot cap for you.

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@AnicetusLaura @Armani_szn @daringkemi Make up
Plus edit
Plus gym

None of these trio could save you from your ugliness. Sweetheart use that money you're to bet with n get a better supplement you need that and pls forget the gym for now before you vanish

[Bar Tender @DeanOfScotland]

@johnnynitroak47 @daringkemi Glowing and ugly ain't the same mate. Man said she's f**k**g ugly 🤮🤮🤮

[Bar Tender @DeanOfScotland]

@rukky_nate @magical_cole Honestly I have a lot of free time at my disposal...

I'm all in

[Bar Tender @DeanOfScotland]

@MissRozapepper @tall_chilizzy Like the one your Papi gave to your Mami 😜
Delusional humans

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@ThaBoyYom Bro!
No lies here mate
I no dey reason married women no matter how beautiful or sexy you are. That's an off limit for me

[Bar Tender @DeanOfScotland]

@Kenneth11SAVAGE @ThaBoyYom You sure say you read n understand watin Yom tweet so? Abi you just was https://t.co/q47K7Ldqik?

[Bar Tender @DeanOfScotland]

@mrbayoa1 This is why you and your team keep losing. First qualify again Atletico first before we have a talk on this tweet