Dean Praetorius

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[Alex Heath @alexeheath]

exactly what the ghost of Steve Jobs intended the Dyamnic Island be used for

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

Imagine being a voter who just today found out Joe Biden isn’t running

[Azi™️ @Azi]

Google explains to Elon Musk how search works

[Dean Praetorius @DeanPraetorius]

Ah I see he's started the hedging already.

[Dean Praetorius @DeanPraetorius]

Afraid we’re underestimating just how much more we’re going to hear from M**k in the coming weeks either way. He’s either a billion dollar bullhorn for STS 2.0 or he’ll spend 3 months threatening every gov’t employee for random shit.

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

There should be something just for fun on the ballot, like voting for the best flavor of ice cream . I think that would get a lot of people really excited to get involved

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

over the years this has happened with companies i cover so many times that it actually has the opposite effect on me

i absolutely will write up your attempts to bury bad news now and forever

[Scott Hechinger @ScottHech]

The NYPD spent $150 Million *extra* last year to catch people who weren't able to afford to pay the subway fare. They owed just $104,000.

$150 million could buy free fares (at going rate) for 95,000 poor New Yorkers per year.

Instead four people shot, including an officer.

[Dean Praetorius @DeanPraetorius]

I think there's some piece of them that is like... worried the couch thing might be true?

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

The difference is that nobody in the Democratic Party really believes Vance fucked a couch and we're just trolling him, whereas if someone lied about Tim Walz fucking a couch half of the Republican congressional delegation would be demanding a DOJ investigation into the matter

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I’m sorry to all of the comedians but Four Seasons Total Landscaping is still the funniest thing that has ever happened.

[Dean Praetorius @DeanPraetorius]

it’s wild how jarring it is to hear a candidate who can put together a coherent cultural reference

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

holy shit Kamala said the Simpsons line hahahaha

[Dean Praetorius @DeanPraetorius]

did they get the guy or did everyone else say no

[Dean Praetorius @DeanPraetorius]

not sure “attack the beloved and admired star of a sitcom with 25 years of staying power who is typically apolitical” is the go-to strategy

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Senator JD Vance of Ohio on Friday struck back at the “Friends” actress Jennifer Aniston, who has been open about her fertility struggles, after she criticized him for his past complaint that the U.S. was governed by “childless cat ladies.” https://t.co/OroTbWOgdw

[alison roman @alisoneroman]

You might never make shallot pasta again once you hear how I feel about abortion

[Dean Praetorius @DeanPraetorius]

@delta I get that there are issues but you cancelled my flight after I already checked in and have left me on hold for 3 hours. This is nuts.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Parks & Recreation’ star Joe Biden has announced he will no longer be running for President.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Would have done anything to be in the meeting where they brainstormed what emoji reaction Jill Biden should post in response to her husband dropping out of the presidential race.

[Sebastian Murdock @SebastianMurdoc]

this dude challenged mark zuckerberg to a fight then immediately backed out when he realized zuck was going to rock him